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A Claire is a very sweet kind girl who will slap you In the face with a cheese cracker. One night you will be at a sleepover with her and you will scream at her to wake up just to tell her that her head feels squishy. Yes although it does sound ruff she is a very loving and kind of respectful person. She also has kind of good manners. If you want a hysterical friend I would find you a Claire.
Claire hit me in the face with a cheese cracker.
Claire by Rascal February 24, 2019
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Claire is a gymnast, who loves eating seaweed. Claire is often someone with thin hair, and a sensitive yet bubbly personality. And although Claire is sensitive, she can be very mean. She sticks on the side of the person who likes be rude to people, but she’s not popular nor is her friend. So if you meet a Claire, watch out! Because she’s not much like her appearance....
Did you see Claire? She seems super nice.

Well, watch out, she’s not as nice as she looks.
Claire by urboichungus March 28, 2019
The best person ever does everything she can for you will never leave your side which tells that if you have a Claire in your life you will never be lonely. She is truly amazing.
Claire by Bobby road May 30, 2019
A boomer British girl with a weird humor
"that chick talks like a boomer, she is such a Claire"
Claire by Kingkiller000 January 18, 2020
Someone who can break apples in half, even when OTHERS say that she can’t. Death is afraid of her and she will win the battle of life. She also will win any challenge of strength!
People who can’t break apples: haha you won’t be able to snap that apple!

Person with apple: yes I can, I’m like claire
Claire by Littletabbycat November 10, 2021
A person obsessed with Even dexter
Claire: i will pay you if you get me a evan dexter mug
Claire by ur mom is my hoe March 15, 2022
Any mid-20s hook nosed blonde girl that does not understand how to interact with males IRL, so she resorts to childish behavior to gain attention.
Darrell: I was just at Pin’s and the Claire in the next lane threw her drink on me!
Don: That girl just marked you with alcohol, she must like you.

Darrell: YES! She will not be the only one all wet tonight.
Claire by Slack Master March 31, 2023