chud

Any food that is consumed in lieu of that which provides sustenance in the manner the body requires to function at utmost potential. A quick fix. The primary sources for such food are convenience stores, snack and frozen-food aisles, and fast-food restaurants. The chuddiest of chud refers to Krystal or White Castle hamburgers.

"So, what do you want to eat tonight?"
"Um, I guess I'll just get some chud. My wife doesn't feel like cooking."

"Man, that chud was pretty good. It'll definitely make a turd."

by Roostification July 6, 2008

chud

Poo, crap, what your mum smells like etc

dude1 "ohh dude2 that smells like chud"

dude2 "yeah dude1 i stepped in a chav this morning"

by macho fantastico October 1, 2005

chud

A chunk of crud, often refering to something in your eye.

I have a chud in my eye.

by malurus April 13, 2005

Chud

To ejaculate.

I'm going to bust a chud!

by Equinsu Ocha II December 30, 2014

Chud

An awkward ginger

Brennen acting like a chud.

by caskalex August 17, 2015

Chud

someone who is un athletic or stupid. usually aimed towards someone who has a beer belly.

That dude is a chud

by SQU1DW4RD June 4, 2018

chud

another word for chewing gum gum used in the midlands of england

oi mate, pass us some chud

by demonthot March 25, 2019