A Christopher Vento is an unhinged child who has an "obsession" with his little sister. Usually living in horrible living conditions and having no friends.
I can't believe that Christopher Vento likes the Dallas Cowboys, they fucking suck!
After that, you grabbed her little hips and thrusted, is that correct Chritopher Vento?
After that, you grabbed her little hips and thrusted, is that correct Chritopher Vento?
by Actuallythetruth June 25, 2023
Get the Christopher Vento mug.According to what school tells you: A great man who accidentally discovered America when no one else could find it.
Reality: A greedy piece of genocidal shit who wasn't the first person to find America, the Native Americans discovered America before anyone else and after the Native Americans found America, vikings discovered America, and a several explorers found it too. But for some reason, Columbus ends up taking all the credit for something the Native Americans discovered.To add insult to injury, he ends up enslaving a bunch of Native Americans to take to Spain as slaves (this is 100% true) and his Spanish sailors and him killed approximately 8 million Native Americans (also true) Talk about some major bullshit.
Reality: A greedy piece of genocidal shit who wasn't the first person to find America, the Native Americans discovered America before anyone else and after the Native Americans found America, vikings discovered America, and a several explorers found it too. But for some reason, Columbus ends up taking all the credit for something the Native Americans discovered.To add insult to injury, he ends up enslaving a bunch of Native Americans to take to Spain as slaves (this is 100% true) and his Spanish sailors and him killed approximately 8 million Native Americans (also true) Talk about some major bullshit.
Teacher: And that's how Christopher Columbus discovered America when no one else did.
4th grader: *raises his hand*
Teacher: Yes, Timmy?
4th grader: Didn't the Native Americans discover America first?
Teacher: Nope, it was Columbus!
4th grader: I'm pretty sure it was the Native Americans.
Teacher: I SAID IT WAS COLUMBUS!!!
4th grader: But-
Teacher: THAT IS IT! YOU ARE GOING TO WRITE "Columbus discovered America, not the Native Americans." 50 TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4th grader: *raises his hand*
Teacher: Yes, Timmy?
4th grader: Didn't the Native Americans discover America first?
Teacher: Nope, it was Columbus!
4th grader: I'm pretty sure it was the Native Americans.
Teacher: I SAID IT WAS COLUMBUS!!!
4th grader: But-
Teacher: THAT IS IT! YOU ARE GOING TO WRITE "Columbus discovered America, not the Native Americans." 50 TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Valintino the Big Surpremo September 1, 2010
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A movie star acting in films such as The Blue Lagoon. An interesting man. Toughest man on earth. More so than Chuck Norris.
by Amakat July 24, 2006
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A Christopher is an very determined person he works hard for what he has he is never handed anything he is a very hardworking person
A Christopher is an very determined person he works hard for what he has he is never handed anything he is a very hardworking person
by Don'tbecruel March 15, 2017
Get the Christopher mug.Christopher is an amazing guy that is tall and handsome with beautiful features, cute lil button nose and a gorgeous smile. Christopher is that guy that never fails to put a smile on your face, he always compliments you and make you feel happy in your saddest days. He can be very shy and secretive at first but when he warms up to you, an amazing personality is discovered. He's a great kisser and does those little things that drive you crazy. Christopher will love you unconditionally and he will love you forever if you're right for him. He thinks about you all the time, and never stops. Christopher is the kind warmhearted and handsome man you've been dreaming of. He's just perfect in every way.
by Charlie12334 September 8, 2017
Get the Christopher mug.He has a big joy con. Really good at Mario kart. He will rekt you in smash. Hes a fucking clown. That's me
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Christophers want to explore
They aren't afraid to travel into foreign countries
Christopher, who you often call just "chris" might be the best friend and at the same time the greatest love you can find. It starts with these summers where you just hang around with others, eat pizza on rooftops and listen to jack johnson while cooling you're feet in the pool. the more you get to know him the more you realize he is not just a good friend - he is exactly the person you searched for so long.
Sometimes Christophers pretend to be exrtemly cool and funny. the stuff they do to impress the little girls are often comletly akward in you're eyes.but if you want to get a Christopher you have to look behind this mask.
there you'll find something so adorable an lovable that you fall for him in seconds.
On the inside Christopher is often insecure an doubts himself. but he although has the gift to be so kind and lovely that you feel completly safe with him
he cares more about his friend than about himself and wnats everyone to be happy - so that he sometimes forgets about his own needs and wishes.
So if there is any possibility to get a Christopher for a friend ore lover this migth be the chance of you're life.
Take him and do everything to keep heim. He'll never let you down! Trust him an love him - you won't regret it
Christophers want to explore
They aren't afraid to travel into foreign countries
Christopher, who you often call just "chris" might be the best friend and at the same time the greatest love you can find. It starts with these summers where you just hang around with others, eat pizza on rooftops and listen to jack johnson while cooling you're feet in the pool. the more you get to know him the more you realize he is not just a good friend - he is exactly the person you searched for so long.
Sometimes Christophers pretend to be exrtemly cool and funny. the stuff they do to impress the little girls are often comletly akward in you're eyes.but if you want to get a Christopher you have to look behind this mask.
there you'll find something so adorable an lovable that you fall for him in seconds.
On the inside Christopher is often insecure an doubts himself. but he although has the gift to be so kind and lovely that you feel completly safe with him
he cares more about his friend than about himself and wnats everyone to be happy - so that he sometimes forgets about his own needs and wishes.
So if there is any possibility to get a Christopher for a friend ore lover this migth be the chance of you're life.
Take him and do everything to keep heim. He'll never let you down! Trust him an love him - you won't regret it
by little pink present February 7, 2010
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