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playing chess with the pope

Playing chess with the pope sounds like the classiest way possible to spend your time. Unfortunately, in Iceland, it doesn’t mean enjoying a dignified pastime with a religious leader, but rather is a polite way to say you’re “going number 2”. We have no information on the pope’s thoughts on the matter, nor his abilities as a chess player.
Question: Hey, where is Michael?
Answer:Probably playing chess with the pope.(taking a shit)
by bjozzi December 8, 2017
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4D chess

The act of playing a stratagem, moves ahead, in such a multi-layered, brain sparklingly sophisticatedly process, that no one outside of the gamer's own mind even has a biscuit of what is going on until days, weeks or even months later, maybe even never, unless informed in great detail or being a spectacular Autist themselves.
Man, I didn't see it at the time but all those seemingly reckless bombings that Trump was getting up to, hell that didn't end so bad. The world is at peace now and the rapture is occuring. That's pretty sweet, huh? So that's what 4D chess was alluding to ...
by Mental Martin April 14, 2017
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gary chess

founder of chess, soon to release chess 2.0
Oh my god, is that Gary Chess

Damn straight! He be fucking bitches
by TrooBloo June 22, 2021
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blitz chess

Blitz Chess is a variant of chess that is played under quick time controls, usually 5 minute or 3 minutes allocated to each side. It is highly addicting to many chess players, and widely played on internet servers such as Internet Chess Club, and Playchess.
Man, Joe I just beat a 2300 on playchess in blitz chess. I can beat Kasparov now.
by Joe Brignax April 18, 2008
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strip chess

a traditionally nerdy game of chess that turns into a sexual game where as pieces are captured by the opposing player, the player who lost the piece must remove an item of clothing. this can be a rachet experience
hey guys, lets play some strip chess?
by yolo2k18 April 14, 2014
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Cum chess

You play a full game of chess while masturbating, if you cum before the match has ended you auto resign. Unless you manage to knock over the enemy king with your ejaculate. The person that loses the match has drink the winners cum and will not be allowed to finish / cum.
Yesterday I played cum chess with your dad, it was pretty fun.
Did you hear about John he had to drink Nick's cum after losing a game of chess.
AAAhhueeem I got blue balled after losing chess yesterday.
by ChessConnoisseur January 10, 2021
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Nigger Chess

a chess player that attacks without strategy, attacking irrelevant pieces with no actual thought of winning the game
I was playing chess with August yesterday, when he took my pawn, I realized he plays Nigger Chess.
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