cattleguard

refers to colorguard. called cattleguard when the majority of the girls on it are fat.

Michael made Carolanne cry when he made a cattleguard joke.

by Emphasis June 30, 2008

cattle prong

pinching someone HARD on the inside of the arm with you're index finger and thumb.

"Zack left a HUGE bruise when he cattle pronged my arm!"

by ~JV November 27, 2009

cattention

When a cat wants attention

My kitten is laying on my keyboard while I am trying to type... I think she wants some cattention

When Roni wants cattention she headbutts people and meows a little.

You should always be cattentive to your cats needs.

by Weronika loves Franka October 15, 2012

cattrapped

When a cat falls asleep on you so peacefully you can't bare to move them. So now you are stuck until they arise.

I was going to get some laundry done, but I ended up cattrapped on the couch all afternoon.

But baby, I was cattrapped!

by Mandiola9 February 10, 2014

cattle spanking

An agrresive way one might masturbate, especially with large Male genatalia.

This Bish was so fine, I found the nearest restroom and engaged in some rigorous Cattle spanking.

by Steaks from Jake's farm November 21, 2020

cattle feeder

A large metal round pool which is meant to feed livestock but city kids will swim in it. Durning the winter time they will chop up the frozen water and throw chunks of dirty ice at each other

I saw Robby throw a chunk of ice from the "cattle feeder" at Phils face. It was funniest thing ever

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj July 17, 2022

urban cattle

almost brainless humans who wander about cities, stepping into traffic, standing on the white center lines as cars zip by. Also move aimlessly on sidewalks, often blocking or forcing those actually going somewhere with a purpose to go around them. Similarly to the cows that reputedly wander the streets of large cities in India more or less as they please.

The traffic lights had a count-down to when the pedestrian crossing would commence, but the urban cattle were already off the curb at minus 10 seconds, targets for any fast traffic running the crosswalk on yellow.

by Lettlander July 23, 2011