My dream land. Sunshine. A land of the best amusement parks, the beautiful blue ocean, Los Angeles,Beverly Hills, Hollywood, palm trees, rollerblading, suntanning, hot guys, beach babes, surfers, every possible weather there, mountains and deserts. And most importantly unique kinds of people.<3
One of the best states:
Over 2,000 miles of beach
Marijuana is decriminalized
Beautiful coast in NorCal
California cuisine is the best
The beach and ski resorts are 1.5 hours away
One of the few states you can get In-N-Out in
Most diverse state
Despised or overly-envied by people from other states.
Non-Californian 1: I wanna go to LA! I wanna see Hollywood! Hollywood is so glamorous and tasteful no, its not
Non-Californian 2: California is just superficial rich celebrities living in a giant ghetto.
Californian: You both wish you lived here.
The only place I feel like I could beat up every person at one time besides the only place there I have any respect for: East L.A. The only state people beg not to go to, to visit there relatives. I came up with this advertisement for it.
"Looking for a place where everyone is rich, and whines about not having that new 100,000 dollar car? Or are you just sick of not being put down because your house only costs 50 thousand? Looking for a house the size of an apartment for 200,000 dollars? Then come to California.
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California makes me sick. You are all fake. "O yeah man im from da hood. i gotz a rough life. i have been, *razor cell phone rings* o sorry, i gotta take this."