A YouTube series created by machinima and happy hour. It is a comedy series based on battlefield 4 and follows the characters Simon, Noob, Medic and Sniper through a series of funny interactions, glitches and gaming humor.
Person 1: have you seen the new Battlefield friends?
Person 2: it was so funny, those videos are great!
Person 1: yeah!
Person 2: it was so funny, those videos are great!
Person 1: yeah!
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Guy 1: I'm starting a rape battle club in my basement.
Guy 2: That's sick!
Guy 1: I'm going to teach people rape techniques.
Guy 2: Like what?
Guy 1: Like clenching your butthole to block the other guy's dick.
Guy 2: That's sick!
Guy 1: I'm going to teach people rape techniques.
Guy 2: Like what?
Guy 1: Like clenching your butthole to block the other guy's dick.
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Kid at xbox : I love Fortnite Battle Royale so much i want to pway a lot of fortnite i love fortnite haha drinking my mini shields!
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Bad Company 2 incorporates highly destructible environments, four-man squads as part of the overall team (as in real warfare), and realistic effects such as bullets taking time to reach their targets due to distance and bullet drop due to gravity (which makes sniping a bit difficult, but more skillful and tactical than that retarded quickscoping nonsense).
Set in the near future with an array of modern weaponry to choose from, players have access to four "kits," which include: Assault, Medic, Engineer, and Recon.
With very large maps and the option to engage in vehicular combat, players cannot adhere to a single style of play, whether they like it or not. Despite this reality, players still like to use the Medic kit because you don't have to reload as often with an LMG; and they still use the Recon kit because sniping doesn't require too much effort on their part.
Bad Company 2 incorporates highly destructible environments, four-man squads as part of the overall team (as in real warfare), and realistic effects such as bullets taking time to reach their targets due to distance and bullet drop due to gravity (which makes sniping a bit difficult, but more skillful and tactical than that retarded quickscoping nonsense).
Set in the near future with an array of modern weaponry to choose from, players have access to four "kits," which include: Assault, Medic, Engineer, and Recon.
With very large maps and the option to engage in vehicular combat, players cannot adhere to a single style of play, whether they like it or not. Despite this reality, players still like to use the Medic kit because you don't have to reload as often with an LMG; and they still use the Recon kit because sniping doesn't require too much effort on their part.
Person 1: Hey! Do ya wanna play some MW2?
Person 2: Modern Warfail 2? Pssh! I'm gonna go play Battlefield Bad Company 2 where you need skill and teamwork in order to win.
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Person 2: Modern Warfail 2? Pssh! I'm gonna go play Battlefield Bad Company 2 where you need skill and teamwork in order to win.
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by Mach Twain July 10, 2011
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