Butterboard

A form of poultry torture treatment, most commonly used by Kentucky Fried Chicken. Similar to waterboarding, but with melted clarified butter. This contributes to the flavor and juiciness that KFC is well known for. This process has been identified as one of the best ways to instigate the release of hormones related to fear and stress, one of the Colonel's seven secret spices.

The chickens were subjected to butterboarding and forced to watch hours and hours of video from the slaughter of their ancestors .

by jcizzles October 19, 2015

Butterboarding

Verb - A commonly used process in the torture of poultry, very similar to waterboarding but with clarified butter instead of water. This process is very popular with Kentucky Fried Chicken and contributes in the production of stress and fear hormones, rumored to be one of Colonel Sander's seven secret spices.

Chickens at the KFC plant go through approximately 20 minutes of butterboarding per day , which helps keep the meat juicy and delicious.

by jcizzles October 21, 2015

butterball dicking

Having a sex with a guy who’s penis smells like popcorn and butter on the floor of a movie theater!

His dicked smelled awful, I think I got some butterball dicking

by KingPey November 17, 2017

Butterball

A fat little Leah Murphy

Wow look at butterball asking lee for sex haha

by Katielxo November 13, 2019

ButterBall

A person who eats a lot of damn food and always beggin for your gum in school

" Damn bruh you always beggin, big ass ButterBall "

by BuTtErRbALl .. September 22, 2020

Butterball

Warming a stick of butter just enough to leave a deep imprint of your testicles after a tea bag and replacing it in your mini fridge

Jacob butterballed me yesterday and now my biscuits are hairy.

by Xgdhftudhehitfhktfjouf November 27, 2020

ButterBanana

An epic gamer who is actually terrible until it is time to clutch up.

“Don’t worry we have a butterbanana on our team, he’s got this.”

by Bdwalker34 December 2, 2020