Brain Butcher

A relentless maths teacher that overestimates everyone and imposes her beliefs on the students’ brains, therefore butchering them.

Dave: “What’s up, Darren- OH GOD! WHAT IS THAT, A FOREHEAD HERNIA-!?”
Darren: “No, Mr. Biggshoson brain butchered my brain this maths lesson.”
Dave: “how does one do such a horrible thing...?”
Darren: “He gave us 10 extra questions do finish off before the lesson. If we didn’t, then detentions galore.”
Dave: “oh”

by adopt a toblerone October 19, 2019

lingo butchering

Lingo butchering is where you pick up on a person's personal lingo and overuse it and try to make it seem like it's your own.

Tim 09.13: Ayo I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty talkin' bout shitty,
Axel 09:14: *Laughing*
Axel 09:29: Ayo I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty talkin' bout shitty, *humming*
Philip 10:30: Ya'll know Axel, that guy who always says "I'm litty"
Edmond 10:31: Nah bruh, he just **lingo butchering**

by Noclipper November 14, 2020

butchers necklace

Fingers like a butcher's necklace

Butchers necklace Someone who has fat fingers resembling a chain of sausages worn by a proud butcher , youve got fingers like a "(butchers) necklace"

by coley85 December 7, 2012

buttered whisker biscuit

The vaginal area of a woman who is heavily aroused and very, very wet. "Buttered" is added to the existing phrase whisker biscuit once it has reached a state of slippery wetness akin to that of something that has been buttered.

Yeah, I'm gonna get me a little of that ol' buttered whisker biscuit tonight!

by boerbabe May 27, 2006

Hot and Bothered

Increase in body heat and sexual arousal caused by a certain person or object.

Dwayne:I love you and how your personality gets me all hot and bothered

Amanda:D'awww how nice, whatever the Fuck that means

by Sirshinypenis6 April 4, 2011

buttered

The idea of being "butt hurt" about something, but buttered is what it sounds like if you say it fast.

Gosh, Nick is so buttered about Tim not inviting him over with everyone else.

by Urban Dictionary February 20, 2007

Can't tag your butcher

adj.

Rule in "Tag." The person who is tagged cannot immediately tag back the person who tagged him.

Kid#1: Tag! You're it!
Kid#2: *tags Kid #1* Tag! YOU'RE it!
Kid#1: Can't tag your butcher!

by Koby Fish January 8, 2006