Grumpy Burt

A form of being Hangry, a complete disdain for food that doesn't turn up on time.

"I know your breakfast was late, but don't be a Grumpy Burt"

by Calculon-Prime November 8, 2020

will you bury me

Will you marry me has lost all sense of meaning with half of them ending up in divorce. Will you bury me indicates farther commitment.

Man: Will you bury me?

Woman: Do scottich men wear dresses?

by cdubmoney April 15, 2010

keith burtons

Cockney rhyming slang for beef curtains. The area directly surrounding the entrance to the vagina.

That girl last night had keith burtons like a blood hound's face.

by The Strut October 11, 2004

Tim Burton

Awesome director with a minor touch of insanity, among other things. Originally started working at Disney, on the animation team for The Fox and the Hound. Has since went on to direct movies such as Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, and Mars Attacks!, as well as two shorts. Also has a freakish relationship with Danny Elfman.

Tim Burton's movies are incredible!

by Pip August 28, 2004

burly

to have huge muscles and is tough as nails.

dude, my chevy is the most burly thing ever, its had like 20 wrecks and its still going. nothing can penetrate it.

by Zeonic Freak November 15, 2004

Burt's Bees whore

It refers to someone that buys every Burt's Bees product and gets updates on their phone when a new product comes out, then rushes to the drug store to buy it. Usually the whore always smells like they eat honey and then rub it all over their body. They will never buy any other brand of face scrub or moisturizer because it's not as naturally made.

girl: "I been to her house like five times and it's filled with like every Burt's Bees product you can name!"

girl 2: "She sounds like such a Burt's Bees whore!"

by NoStyleMyStyle September 15, 2011

Dirty Burt Reynolds

when you bang a slut in the ass and wipe your shlong on her upper lip.

Ever hear of a dirty Sanchez?Imagine a dirty Burt Reynolds.

avian: Dude was that what I think it was?

jimbo:yep had to give her a dirty Burt Reynolds!! Filthy dirty pig!!

by planbela January 28, 2011