Burtenshaw

When a shit turns you on so you have a wank as well and use the shitty toilet paper to clean up.

Tom’s been in the toilet for half an hour. He’s definitely done a Burtenshaw.

Mate, I had such an awkward experience last night. My mum walked in on me Burtenshawing.

by J4A November 28, 2018

Burned by the tea

When spilling the tea backfires on you and ends up coming back to bite you in the ass.

Omg I got burned by the tea last night when Jess learned I was talking about her behind her back.

by 192837465564738291 March 10, 2019

Buried Treasure

A stinky fart under the blankets set for your significant other to “find”.

Thanks Molly for the “buried treasure”—now open the window so I can breathe!

by ReyMon! October 12, 2019

busted like a nut

When someone walks in on you masturbating.

"Aw, why did John get grounded"
"He got busted like a nut by his mom last night"

by familyguydork November 30, 2020

buried forest deciduously insulated

something from bfb 14 xd

Person 1: do you like bfdi?

Person 2: ah yes, I do love buried forest deciduously insulated

by ChespinPheoct June 1, 2022

crusty busted

When a crusty *dirty hobo punk, usually has a dog and raggedy jacket* beats the hell out of you.

Bob: Damn what happened to Jack
Tom: Dude petted this dog and his hobo owner crusty busted him

by Tomsanfranman October 18, 2008

Newsfeed Busted

When an incriminating comment on another person's Facebook wall appears in another's newsfeed.

Julie's comment: Heyyy Jim, don't worry about what you told me last night, it'll be our little secret, I must say though, I'm surpised you chose me to come out too :) xx

Jims friend's comment: Jim ya homo, you've just been newsfeed busted!

by Bagginski July 4, 2010