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Burger and a BJ 

Burger and a BJ are the conditions that must be met in order for a male to agree to accompany a lady friend on a date to see a chick flick.

A male should never take a woman to see a girly movie unless she agrees to buy you a burger and give you a blow job in the same night. Said Burger and BJ MUST take place in the same evening as the movie. NO RAIN CHECKS!!!
Lady Friend: "Will you go see the new Twilight movie with me please?"

Male: "Aw man, I don't want to see that gay ass chick flick"

Lady Friend: "I'll hook you up with a Burger and a BJ"

Male: "Your terms are acceptable. It's a date"
Burger and a BJ by R. Stizzle November 22, 2011
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burger beat

Slang for excessive chest hair sticking out of the top of a semi buttoned shirt.

British English derivative of the South Jersey term Hamburger Meat.
'Look at Will wandering about with his Burger Beat out, I wish he'd fasten that top button up!'
burger beat by CF Enterprises January 31, 2018

burger status 

A term used to describe anything that is obnoxiously lame, extremely stupid, or utterly disappointing.
Yo, I can't believe the bars in Boston close at 2 a.m. and the subway stops at midnight. That's burger status.
burger status by Vento December 26, 2008

Burger King Whopper 

Burger king whopper is an insult to mexicans (whopper. hopper? W? WALL?!)
Burger King Whopper by VibezXD February 16, 2023

Burger-Love 

Sexual obsession with Ham Burgers. Typically found in Boy Scouts and marijuana smokers.
Yo that motha is all about that Burger-Love, he once had sex with 12 burgers in one sitting
Burger-Love by Burgerlova November 27, 2009

burger tash 

A soft, sparse moustache typically grown by teenage boys.
"Ere Wayne, you proper need a shave."
"How do I, dickhead?"
"He's right, you've got a right bastard burger tash."
burger tash by Stottie Kyek August 19, 2008

burger king attack 

Right after eating Burger King you will need to take a crap, and 99% of the time it's diarrhea.
Oh shit, someone's in the bathroom! *knock* *knock* *knock* BURGER KING ATTACK GET THE FUCK OUT!