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Bullscheisse

1. Combination of bullshit and the German scheisse.
That's bullscheisse.
by Pseudo-pseudonym. August 25, 2011
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load of bullshit

A combination of words formally used to set someone who is obviously lying straight.
"I fucked someone yesterday." "That's a load of bullshit."
by Kaedin November 28, 2015
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bullshit

A blatant lie, a fragrant untruth, an obvious falicy.

Or, the excriment of cattle.
"I smell something...
Is it dog? No...
Is it horse? No...
I know. Its BULLSHIT!"

Poorly quoted "Only fools and horses"

Well, the concept is right.
by pal_sch July 30, 2004
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Bullshit Artist

A master in the art of making bullshit believable.

Bullshit artists can fabricate a series of lies, which cannot easily be disproved, to conceal their real intentions or justify past behavior. They also use clever language, such as euphemisms and weasel words to hide the real meaning, or create false meaning, in what they are saying. Bullshit Artists often use their talent to bullshit people out of their money.

Bullshit Artists include religious groups, cults, televangelists, fortune tellers, politicians, salesmen, corrupt news media, fraudsters and lawyers.

Never try to bullshit a bullshit artist.
George Bush: "Iraq has stockpiled biological and chemical weapons, and is rebuilding the facilities used to make more of those weapons."

Observer: "What a bullshit artist, there never were any."
by bilbo23 April 27, 2011
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bullshit's ass

1. An expression used to denote complete and utter disbelief or shock.
2. A way to emphasize a staunch unwillingness to perform an act or express severe disagreeance.
Ex. 1: Lori: Today is my 35th birthday.
Kris: Bullshit's ass!
Lori: It's true.
Kris: You look like you're no older than your early twenties!
Ex. 2: Girl 1: So, you're going to call him back, even though he was a lying, cheating loser?
Girl 2: Bullshit's ass I will!
by Leah Holt November 30, 2006
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Baby Back BullShit

A Phrase used When something isn't Right or Has Gone wrong

Best Used With "Thats Some"
Kev:"Damn Dev!" Your Girlfriend Cheated on you!?
Dev:Yea she Did. Whore...
Kev:"Thats Some Baby Back BullShit!"
by Devin Is Pro November 10, 2008
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Ballzheimer's Disease

When a male is in the midst of sexual relations with a female and accidentally utters a different women's name.
Rob: So me and Tracy broke up.

Frank: Really? What happened?

Rob: Well she was going down on me and I yelled out Debbie. She got all pissed off and left.

Frank: Ah. Ballzheimer's Disease.
by Joe Fist January 23, 2009
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