bludgeon

To beat with a club or other blunt object

She wouldn't suck my dick so i bludgeoned her wiht my cock.

by MEEEE July 28, 2003

booze budget

1. The amount of money one has to work with when buying alcohol.

2. A part of your paycheck always saved just for alcohol.

1. "My booze budget is only about six bucks so I'm drinking Faxe tonight."

2. "I'm getting an extra $50 in my next check so I'm putting it towards the monthly booze budget."

by Strappy November 18, 2006

baseball bulge

The bulge you see in baseball pants from a baseball player's cup that drives women crazy

Look at #24's baseball bulge, mmm thats so hott.

by Chicksdigthelongball August 4, 2012

Bulge

When a males penis is so big it shows up through their pants, or when their pants are too tight. Do not mistake this for a boner any of you females out there. They are completely different things.

Girl: Ew he has a boner
Male: It's not a boner it's a bulge, I have a big penis
Retarded Male: No he has a boner (laughing till I'm crying)
Alpha Male: You fucking retards, it's not a boner a fucking bulge something that you'll never have (retarded Male). Like he said he just has a massive cock.
Girl: Oh ok.

by IGotTheRealBobbyShmurda October 12, 2018

fanny bulge

The growth of the front lower abdomen experienced by some middle-aged women. Sometimes mistaken for smuggled meat products under thieving womens' dresses in supermarkets and convenience stores.

"I must have put on weight because I can't seem to fit into my wedding dress anymore....but then again I didn't have my fanny bulge all those years ago!"

by Stockers August 25, 2003

Bulge

Slightly higher than moderate level of intoxication. Drunk but not wasted, crazy but not insane.

1: Are you planning on getting bulge tonight?
2: Yeah, I don’t want to get too bulge though. Have work in the AM.

1: All good, I’m fine with just getting bulge.

by AstorBrady March 11, 2021

Budget Booze

Cheap Alcohol, Used in times where money is short, but being drunk, is still nescacary.

Natural Ice, Busch, Crown Russe Vodka, Vladamir, Nikolia, Bankers Club, ect.

Shmuck 1: Hey man, what do you want to get to drink tonight?
Shmuck 2: Well, Moneys a little tight, so im gonna have to get some budget booze.

by Jimi Layne Lennon April 11, 2011