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by gnomebuddhashouldbeworshipped May 23, 2020
Get the gnome buddhamug. Immediately after climaxing with your partner in missionary position, stand over them and get into a deep horse stance and fart directly into their face.
If you accidentally shit while trying to fart, it becomes the Shitty Buddha.
If you accidentally shit while trying to fart, it becomes the Shitty Buddha.
After I was done having sex last night I gave her a Windy Buddha.
Typical woman: After sex last night he gave me a Windy Buddha and it was the most disrespectful thing anyone has done to me. I think I’m in love.
Typical woman: After sex last night he gave me a Windy Buddha and it was the most disrespectful thing anyone has done to me. I think I’m in love.
by Buddha Jay 1984 April 4, 2024
Get the Windy Buddhamug. Masturbating to Pornhub in bed while sitting upright with legs crossed, finding peace and enlightenment while busting a third-eye nut.
I was feeling at one with myself last night - so I flipped my laptop - sat crossed-legged with my fat cock - and Buddha Fap'd to the first vid that I got.
by ^^!$#@ February 3, 2023
Get the Buddha Fapmug. Dude Conrad is writing like Buddha over there.
Foamy: These are crazy times, Mr. Hatter. Crazy like buddha!
Foamy: These are crazy times, Mr. Hatter. Crazy like buddha!
by TOM M M October 25, 2005
Get the like buddhamug. The earlobe of an Asian, preferably Chinese. If is another type of Asian they must refer to their country. ex: indian buddha clit, Japanese buddha clit etc.
Douche #1: Hey bro, Claire was sucking on my earlobes last night.
Douche #2: You mean your Buddha Clitoris?
Douche #2: You mean your Buddha Clitoris?
by queen_tyron December 4, 2022
Get the Buddha Clitorismug. by [Insert_NameHere] April 22, 2023
Get the Buddha Fruitmug. Shaggy: Bunny just static kashed something his own height!
Dave does a Buddha Flip
Bunny: Damn that's impressive, who cares about my kash...
Dave does a Buddha Flip
Bunny: Damn that's impressive, who cares about my kash...
by Bunny420. May 11, 2009
Get the Buddha Flipmug.