buddha surprise

When wearing a long shirt, such as a sweatshirt, pull the boat out of the basement. The lift up your shirt to expose the goods and your Buddha belly.
When I walked in, she was laying on the bed looking hot so I gave her the Buddha surprise and told her to come get it.
by JOEnobody April 01, 2008
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Buddha Paganism

Buddha Paganism is a spiritual path that fuses elements of Paganism and Buddhism into a unified belief system. It combines Paganism's reverence for nature, seasonal cycles, and polytheistic or animistic traditions with Buddhist principles such as mindfulness, meditation, and the pursuit of enlightenment. In Buddha Paganism, practitioners might honor nature as sacred, engage in rituals connected to natural cycles, and focus on personal spiritual growth while embracing Buddhist concepts like karma, impermanence, and compassion. This path seeks to balance a connection to the Earth with the cultivation of inner peace and wisdom.
Quote: Buddha Paganism is the harmony of nature's wisdom and the path to inner peace. It honors the Earth while seeking enlightenment within.
by Astra Moonstone September 11, 2024
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gnome buddha

A god that everyone should worship it is featured in a bunch of demonic pinhole camera photos and has becoming a growing religion called m.f.g
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stoned buddha

When a religious person gets high/stoned
Person 1: Yo matty ur we’re so stoned Buddha last night
Matty: fax
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buddha brownie

by AniBabo January 01, 2018
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Buddha Clitoris

The earlobe of an Asian, preferably Chinese. If is another type of Asian they must refer to their country. ex: indian buddha clit, Japanese buddha clit etc.
Douche #1: Hey bro, Claire was sucking on my earlobes last night.
Douche #2: You mean your Buddha Clitoris?
by queen_tyron December 05, 2022
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buddha burps

burps that smell like weed after you smoke weed
smoking weed or taking large hits while eating causes more, larger buddha burps
"the teacher caught me high after lunch cause i was buddha burping all 4th period"
"i took such a big hit i have the buddha burps"
by 12 year old girl scout February 07, 2014
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