Brotocol

Is a set standard that Bro's have that covers the type of relationship they have together and what is allowed and not allowed and/or what is considered to be that of a homosexual nature

Bill: Did you see how that guy just helped out his bro by stopping him from going out with that fat chick

Dan: uh yeah you dont have to tell me, its in the brotocol

by The Crusty nut February 20, 2009

Cincinnati Botox

Similar to a Cincinnati Bow Tie, except instead of the chest, you stick your dick by your lady loves eye and blow loads in her tear ducts. Let the jizz dry and voila, no more wrinkles

My wife was complaining about the wrinkles under her eyes and I had a serious case of blue balls, so I gave her a Cincinnati Botox and now we both feel better. Win Win

by men in tights June 18, 2009

botoxed

When You so an old person going through a mid life crisis and there face has no wrinkles like a cartoon character.

Sara "Man, joan sure is botoxed..."
Kara "i know probably because her daughter is taking all the PapAraazzi"

by MorgManMiz April 23, 2006

blotox

is a combination of giving blow jobs and getting botox, which destroys your facial expressions

"woah, check out her face"
"yeah i know, right? way too much blotox"

by ahemitsme March 18, 2010

brototype

When two or more bro's find a new man date activity, but more testing is needed to see if it can be a regular thing.

A: Bro, lets check out that new club.
B: Sure, I'm down for a brototype.

by keyvanprince May 5, 2009

Brotographer

A hipster that thinks that owning a DSLR and taking picture of flowers or a park bench in black and white makes them a professional photographer.

"Chris is such a brotographer, all he does is take pictures of trees with his pop up flash"

by Ethanicles November 10, 2011

broto

from the lesser-known white boy wigger ebonics, meaning "photos of my fat white ginger ass with my 'bros' who are really just guys that were afraid I would eat them if they didn't get in the picture"

Dumbass: Check outthe new brotos?

Me: FUCK NO YOU QUEER!

by TheManWhoPuntedBaxter July 29, 2011