When you and a friend (preferably named Cale) get a huge barrel of mayonnaise and submerge yourselves in it together, you then lock toes and stick one man’s genitalia down the other and breed. Once one has finished the other genitalia goes down the first one. You go until there is blood, once there is blood you leave the barrel and lick the mayo off of each other.
by RabidTurkey June 17, 2022
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by driding October 15, 2022
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A song by British Singer Bruce Dickinson about the Japanese Bioweapon creation "Unit 731" of WW2 and its atrocities. The lyrics of the song go into semi-lurid detail of the brutality of said unit, led by former Surgeon General/Colonel Shiro Ishii, who created poison bombs to kill people. They also pay homage to the surgeons who vivisected innocent victims in the many buildings' of its base complexes. Unit 731 was also known for making chemical weapons and testing conventional weapons on innocent civilians inside of China, WW2 Japan's Main Adversary.
" The breeding house stood at 731, he was just a working man..."
"The breeding house, you were there
And the sins of your fathers, in the breeding house"
"The breeding house, 731
And the sins of your fathers, are the sins of your sons"
"The breeding house, you were there
And the sins of your fathers, in the breeding house"
"The breeding house, 731
And the sins of your fathers, are the sins of your sons"
by ReizeiAkiyama November 30, 2022
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“animal breeders should be ashamed of themselves for inbreeding and putting their dogs through a lifetime of stress”
“but responsible breeding exists 🥺🥺”
“but responsible breeding exists 🥺🥺”
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Blank breeding: I’m gonna blank breed you tonight Camilla and fill your pussy up with my risk free cum!
by _jay3005 October 2, 2022
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Homey 2: So what you’re going to do is get her down on all fours, biting the pillow, then you’re going to wrap it up before she has a chance to notice! This is called “virtual breeding”.
Homey 2: So what you’re going to do is get her down on all fours, biting the pillow, then you’re going to wrap it up before she has a chance to notice! This is called “virtual breeding”.
by Kronos4555 April 2, 2023
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The act of engaging in sexual activity with the primary intention of experiencing pleasure, while consciously employing various methods to prevent conception and avoid producing offspring.
A strategic approach to sexual encounters, often involving the use of contraceptives, birth control, or other preventative measures, to ensure that the fun and excitement remain, but the responsibilities and consequences of procreation are kept at bay.
The act of engaging in sexual activity with the primary intention of experiencing pleasure, while consciously employing various methods to prevent conception and avoid producing offspring.
A strategic approach to sexual encounters, often involving the use of contraceptives, birth control, or other preventative measures, to ensure that the fun and excitement remain, but the responsibilities and consequences of procreation are kept at bay.
Example: "Dude, I'm all about that virtual breeding life – I'm not ready for kids, but I still wanna have a good time with my partner!"
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