Bawked

Also spelled bauked or baulked, means broken beyond repair, zero chance of being fixed.

Can also describe a nyoint that is not smokable or manufactured well.

"don't bother trying to open the door in 123, she s absolutely bawked"

"the roach in that is fucking bauked"

by mddm July 29, 2016

text bracket

Groups of specially selected people in your cell phone book in which you customize texts for at holidays or special events.

At Christmas, you might send a "Merry Christmas, cutie" to old hook-ups or "plan b - back-up" hook-ups in your life,

while you might send a "Happy Holidays, I love you" to only your close friends and family.

"Happy Hanukkah" might go to a text bracket of your Jewish friends.

These three types of scenarios are different "text brackets".

Which text bracket do you fall into in your friends lives?

by Bonnie Sicora & Bobby Cipolla January 10, 2008

SPRANG BRAK

...as in Spring Break...SPRANG BRAK is used in the sense of a wicked-bad-ass-mother-fuckin-epic-son-bitch-ballsiest spring break awesomest fun times ever.

...SPRANG BRAK must always be in all caps to emphasize the literal, metaphorical, metaphysical, emotional, physiological, and sociological meaning that glorifies it's total bad ass-ness.

Try using it in a sentence!

"SPRANG BRAK, SPRANG BRAK, SPRANG BRAK!!!!!!!"

Try using this logic with other phrases as well!

"Why yes, I am taking a SPRANG BRAK RAD TRIP to New Mexico!"......(spring break road trip)

by downtownalbrown March 15, 2010

Jake Brake

When you're in the midst of receiving a sloppy beej and she gives a hearty blow that produces a rippling sound, similar to that of a Jake brake.

I went to the local truck stop and received one hell of a Jake Brake from Tammy the lot lizard....good thing nobody lit a match because there was diesel spillage everywhere.

by Jakebrakes69 March 11, 2022

No Brakes

Dont hold back, go full throttle in everything you do, never back down, speak your mind and don't be silenced.

Don't hold back No Brakes all the way!

by Jesstryme7 April 23, 2018

brake test

Speeding in front of another driver and then immediately applying the brake, causing this driver to have to stop quickly as well - testing the brakes on their car while evening the score. Usually used as a retaliatory measure against a stupid driver who has pissed you off. Works well on hypermilers.
As a side note - Brake testing should under no circumstances be performed while your wife/girlfriend is in the car. They don't appreciate the need for immediate retribution.

"Kevin brake tested the fuck out of that guy!"

Kevin said "I'm gonna brake test the fuck out of this guy - hang on!"

by Piston Honda June 14, 2008

jake brake

Short for the Jacobs Engine Brake, a secondary braking system used on large deisel trucks like fire engines. Used with automatic transmissions, usually on trucks that carry a heavy load. The system uses the compression of the engine as resistance to slow the drivetrain. Beneficial because it reduces wear and overheating problems with brakes. Causes the engine to make a great deep sound that can be heard all around.

I would have burned the brakes right off that rig if it weren't for the Jake on there.
We were going down the hill in this neighborhood and when the Jake Brake kicked, the sound set everyone's car alarm off.

by Firemaneric April 30, 2006