The varsity football star who will fool around with all of the girls. Also a douche. Spends weekends in the gym and orders water at the bar.
by AmGoodBoy1 August 7, 2018
Get the Bradmug. Brad Is always very opus. He always has the hottest girlfriend, yet, doesnt preform in bed, hes shlong is a very disapointing length of just 3 inches and he gets off to the local 3rd graders heading off to school, or should i say giving head at school? Anyways brad is always very hot, yet weird and perverted, he will try to rape you at a party that his girlfriend isnt at. brad is secretly gay also for his best friend, caleb, who is very big in bed and they evntually have an affair which interferes with brads relationship. brad leaves said girl for caleb and takes nut in his butt. dont be a brad.
by milky exposed brad March 17, 2020
Get the Bradmug. The cutest, hottest, coolest, sweetest, bestest, cutest guy you will ever meet. When I met first Brad I saw he eating the double footlong chicken asiago with guac. Usually when asked if he has eaten he tends to say that he already had is blueberry protein shake. He likes to wear tight green tanktops and orange camo cargo pants. A Brad tends to vape huge cloud from his dab pen and hang with his "black" friends. You'll never find another man with a better body fat percentage. Overall Brad is the cutest, hottest, coolest, sweetest, bestest, cutest guy you will ever meet.
by God Vape November 28, 2018
Get the Bradmug. He can’t talk to anyone today, must me a serious case of the Brads
That fucker looks like an Alien, must be the Brads
That fucker looks like an Alien, must be the Brads
by Fungal December 20, 2020
Get the the Bradsmug. A Brad is the worst teacher you’ll ever meet. He doesn’t like teach you and let’s you figure it out in your own. He also yells at you when you cannot figure it out. He doesn’t pay attention to your work he just gives you passing grades. You won’t really learn very many things, and he can’t accept criticism AT ALL. He lies about tests and due dates and then throws it in face like you should’ve known been a mindreader. A Brad normally has a boring voice and will talk anything but science for a whole class period.
Classmate 1: Didn’t he say we would know when the test is gonna be? We didn’t know it was gonna be today.
Classmate 2: Yeah, he basically lied to us and I don’t think that I’m going to pass.
Brad (after he grades the tests): EVERYONE PASSED THE TEST!! Who shot a deer over the weekend?
Classmate 1: I know for a fact I got everything wrong on the test, but he said I got everything right. He didn’t even look at it.
Classmate 2: Yeah, he basically lied to us and I don’t think that I’m going to pass.
Brad (after he grades the tests): EVERYONE PASSED THE TEST!! Who shot a deer over the weekend?
Classmate 1: I know for a fact I got everything wrong on the test, but he said I got everything right. He didn’t even look at it.
by tcoll699 July 23, 2019
Get the Bradmug. Brad is the guy who will fuck anyone. He’s a hairy son of a bitch with a big cock and balls that’ll satisfy you with a nice big load. He will fuck you with absolutely no mercy until he’s satisfied and he’ll fuck you like his own personal bitch. You better be ready for his climax because you’re about to get a double barreled shotgun in the face but you’ll keep coming back for more
Person 1: So I met this new guy and I really like him
Person 2: What’s his name?
Person 1: Brad
Person 2: Oh you’re in for a real treat
Person 2: What’s his name?
Person 1: Brad
Person 2: Oh you’re in for a real treat
by TheKitchenIsMySavior June 5, 2018
Get the Bradmug. by Thebradswife May 15, 2021
Get the The Bradmug.