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Boxer Tent

A tent that is pitched only upon arousal.
When a man/boy gets "excited" something that appears to be "tent-like" begins to form when the male species gets sexually excited.
Also known as a boner within boxers
My mom walked in on me while I was wathing a porno, I was so embarassed. I was sportin one mad boxer tent.

Dude you give me huge boxer tents.
by Miss Demise March 4, 2009
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Boxer

One of the greatest starcraft progamers to ever live.
Did you see SlayerSBoxeR's goliath micro against savior. He must have gotten 20 girls that night just from his gosu pimping micro skills.
by SlayerSBoxeR June 10, 2011
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boxers

loose fitting underwear to the theigh.
the best undererwear...
In class while watching the pubery movie tyler looked over to the girl he liked sitting next to him. he was nervous when he found his dick getting hard. it felt so good. he decided to reach his hand down and shif the boner to be less noticable but all that did was stimulate it when the head of his dick rubbed the fabric. He groaned quietly with pleasure. the girl next to him saw this. she secret;ey liked him to so she reaed her hand over and unbuttoned his pants. she whispered to him to stay quiet while she reacher her hand inside his plaid boxers and grabbed his dick. she rubbed so hard and he was loving is so much we couldn't hold it in and he laned back closed his eyes and let out a stream of hot stickey jizz all over. it felt so good. it was the best handjob of tylers life.
by boxerboy02 October 19, 2009
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California Border Hop

A prank originating in Maryland to be performed during sexual intercourse.

YOU NEED:
-A girl, preferably one who is willing to have sex with you.
-A friend
-A room with a closet and a window.

WHAT YOU DO:
Step 1: Make your friend hide in the closet.
Step 2: Convince the girl to have sex with you while looking out the window.
Step 3: During intercourse, the friend silently comes out from the closet and you switch with him. Unbeknownst to her, your friend is now having sex with the girl.
Step 4: Go outside, in view of the window, and wave at your girl.
-CAUTION-
It is quite likely that performing the California Border Hop will put your friend's penis will soon be in peril and his face may soon have a red hand mark imprinted on it.
by thiswasforthelulz August 12, 2009
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Borderline Personality Disorder

A mental illness where a person cannot control their own emotions.

This means that you feel like shit for literally no reason, and you lack the ability to stop it.

Naturally, this results in the afflicted individual engaging in whatever behaviors they find necessary to alleviate their pain.

This, in turn, makes them appear crazy to the outside world.

Borderlines are notoriously frustrating to work with. The thing that people seem to forget is that if they are frustrated with us, we are infinitely more frustrated with ourselves.

Treatment is available. The vast majority of borderlines recover with Dialectical Behavior Therapy (DBT).

Abbreviated BPD.
Commonly comorbid with depression and anxiety.
I was glad to find out that I had Borderline Personality Disorder because I could finally find words to explain the way I felt... until I realized that I had BPD. Oh, fuck.
by hanz0rzz August 3, 2010
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border

a line or area between two places which is usually closed off or illegal to cross.
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boxer

An engine with a horizontally opposed piston configuration.
"What do you have in that thing? A straight six?"
-"Yeah, six cylinders, but it's a boxer."
by Tyler July 27, 2004
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