Bouffin

When something is overly grim, disgusting, inedible or ugly. Most often used in the past tense when referring to a bad experience.

That cheeseburger was fucking bouffin man.

by Rabster December 14, 2013

Red Bluff

Red Bluff, also known as Bluff, Bluffy, Chubs, Spiderman, and Spidey, is a rare subspecies of dominant males characterized by massive obliques, high testosterone levels, and permanent wifeys. Some believe that the Red Bluff species emerged from Red Bluff, CA, while others believe the species is a byproduct of substantial genetic engineering. The Red Bluff species is exceedingly proficient in firearm manipulation, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, mechanical engineering, and cooking of animal products. The United States Committee on Red Bluff Surveillance has advised all citizens to maintain a safe distance from Red Bluff if intending to avoid good steaks, tags to social media posts, and yeehaw fashion.

Yo, Redbluff, peep this absolute smoke show on Instagram.

I bet the steak Red Bluff made is absolute gas.

by Putinsassassin March 30, 2020

boffum

What a greedy redneck says when given a choice to have a pack of cigarettes or a six-pack of beer.

Gimme boffum.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

Boffice

Bed-office

When you don’t leave your bed, but do all your work there and you’re not sure if it’s a bed or an office anymore. (Ultimately you decide it’s both)

I’ve been working in my boffice all day

by TSlayer40 August 22, 2018

body bluffin'

Basically means you lying about something that you do or don't do. Another word for fronting, saying you have something that you don't have, or that you do something you don't really do, etc. Back in the day, we used to call in perpin, perpatrating, etc.

A girl who says she don't fuck on the first date, when everyone knows that she usually does, that's body bluffin'

A dude who pushing a big milky benz like it's his, when in reality, he's renting it, that's body bluffin'

For more examples, please see the Papoose Song "Body Bluffin'".

by Robzilla06 May 11, 2006

Bluffin' with my Muffin

While having sex with a man, the girl is actually thinking about a woman. He thinks she's into it because she is aroused, but she's not aroused because of him. Bluffin' = lying. Muffin = Vagina.

I was bluffin' with my muffin last night with John since I couldn't stop thinking of Jane.

by mimi.loves.chachi May 4, 2009

bouf

When you shove weed up your asscrack when the cops come.

Person 1: Yo! Twelve’s here, where’s the bud?
Person 2: Boufed it, bro.
Person 1: Damn, shit’s gonna smell later...

by wackyjacks September 28, 2018