blumpkin' 

when a guy is sitting on the shitter dropping a deuce and his old lady is given him some head, best used after a hard night of drinking and that first beer shit of the day. can also be used as a nickname.

1. that girl gave the best blumpkin'
2. hows my blumpkin' this morning

blumpkin' by Michael Aloian September 16, 2005

Blumpkin Pinata 

The art of receiving a blumpkin while on the toilet and after filling the woman's mouth full of your "candy," you beat her with your dick!

1-"Dude Jaron, did you hear what happened last night?"
2-"No, what?"

1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"

1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"

Blumpkin Pinata by J-Bud72 May 2, 2011

Blumpkin Volcano 

While receiving a Blumpkin the person giving the Blumpkin vomits. This action is like a volcano exploding, sending vomit running down your shaft and balls like liquid hot magma.

Yo, my girl was giving me a Blumpkin last night when she gagged on my meat and turned that Blumpkin into a Blumpkin Volcano!

Blumpkin Volcano by Darth ZillaThe Bob November 7, 2017

Blumpkin con Queso 

Whilst performing a blumpkin, the individual exercising fellatio wears a sombrero loaded with chips and queso dip allowing the receiving party to enjoy simultaneous south of the border pleasures.

Alternative; Blumpkin con Salsa

While evacuating his bowels, Paco enjoyed the Blumpkin con Queso his girlfriend so selflessly provided.

Blumpkin con Queso by MasterBlaster666 November 5, 2013

blumpkin doll 

The perfect Christmas gift !

Thanks Santa!
I really love my Blumpkin Doll!
And the missus is happy too!

blumpkin doll by Noel O’Gism December 24, 2020

Blumpkin Spice Latte 

--noun
1. An act or instance of receiving a blumpkin while in a Starbucks bathroom.

--adjective
1. immediate disgust described upon accidentally tasting a Pumpkin Spice Latte.

"Fall is my favorite season because all the girls in Ugg boots and yoga pants are ready to give Blumpkin Spice Lattes!"

alternate:
"Uh! My order is wrong and I'm going to puke-- this is Blumpkin Spice Latte!"

Blumpkin Spice Latte by RachRiot September 22, 2014

Blumpkin Hollow 

A golf course located in Keney Park, Hartford County, Connecticut. Annual Host to the NGACT Tournament or "The Old Trash Can at Keney Park."

Dude, I just shot 81 at Blumpkin Hollow and I had 3 triple-bogeys while only using my 8 iron and ball retriever. This course sucks...

Blumpkin Hollow by amywhinehouseshusband May 5, 2011