Smart Blond

An unpretentious female with blond hair that is not only good looking but can keep up with any intellectual pursuits.

Watch out. That smart blonde can kill you in a game of scrabble.

by ceo1 April 7, 2010

blondie drop your laundry

Saying to a woman or a guy to his friends it means that woman is hot and I want to get naked with her.

A beautiful woman walks by and I say to her "blondie drop your laundry" and she looks at me and says "what?"

by SuperSteve2 May 18, 2011

Smart Blonde

1. A person who is very intelligent and happens to be blonde
2. A smart women who has died their hair to appear younger
3. A blonde male
4. A blonde person who also wears glasses and has braces
6. All blondes who noticed that #5 was skipped without looking back now

1. Wow, that smart blonde girl just aced her AP calculus exam!
2. That lawyer looks awfully youthful with her new blonde hair.
3. That strapping young fair-haired man is very intellligent
4. That blonde is such a nerd.
6. Wow, this blonde noticed the number skip again!

by OxymoronMaker October 14, 2011

Blonde Mafia

A group of blonde women riding in a black SUV together. The age group is 25 to 45 and they are often real estate agents. They use their blonde hair and upscale fashions to intimidate other agents who get in their way. They will happily strike a Charlie's Angel pose if you ask them nicely.

One real estate agent to another. "Oh, oh, get ready, here comes the Blonde Mafia".

by miwok May 28, 2006

Bottle Blonde

Someone (usually female) that dyes their hair blonde.

“She’s a bottle blonde!”
“Really?”
“Yeah, and dyeing your hair another color besides your natural color is OKAY! And by the way, the ‘nasty black regrowth’ is actually in right now, so fuck you, haters!”

by em123456789101112 February 9, 2018

Dirty Blonde

A gorgeous, unique, more seductive shade of blonde. Ranging from the color of honey to the shade of most beach sand. Generally makes a woman appear more mysterious and sexy since it is not as common/ordinary as brunette and not as fake looking as lighter blonde hair. (Also can be called "dark blonde")

"Actually, dirty blondes do it better."

"Forget about plain old blondes and brunettes, dirty blonde's where it's at."

by DirtyBlondeBabe93 April 12, 2010

Blonde in the Black Dress

A term for a pint of Guinness beer.

Mickey: "Ma, see ya later. I'm off to the pub."
Ma: "Mickey, watch out for the Blonde in the Black Dress!"

by ChicagoJoe February 17, 2006