blurgaling

The act of stealing the seven from used condoms in a brothel.

Hey let's go blurgaling the brothel just closed it'll be ripe.

by Barlg December 28, 2024

Blorking

Using a fleshlight whilest being a person

Im currently blorking in johnshnob

by Thecreamboy February 21, 2025

Text Blogging

The act of sending unsolicited texts that are not answering a question, making a request, have an obvious response, any response would seem pointless, or are otherwise considered pointless by the recipient. These are texts that serve no two-way-communication-purpose and seem to be just informing you of something that requires no further action or response.

Texter 1: I'm eating breakfast.
Texter 2: man, quit text blogging me
Texter 1: I just wanted to say I'm eating breakfast.
Texter 2: Good for you.

by catsgotmytongue October 13, 2011

Cock Boggling

When a girl is giving a blowjob and gargles on it whilst moving it around her mouth.

Andy "Hey have you heard about Abi's blow job skills?"
Mark "Yeah I heard she's is keen on Cock Boggling! Everyone enjoys a boggling from time to time."
Andy "Too right, she's a top notch boggler!"

by The Evil Dorito March 26, 2016

Turd Burgling

When you unexpectedly give someone laxatives, and they unwillingly vacate their bowels, that is what we like to call "turd burgling".

Last night was insane; we were turd burgling like some 'shit witches' last night.

by Doctor_Ew August 29, 2017

Wiener Boggling

For one to release feces out of the wiener hole!

Me and my gay friend went wiener boggling last night, it was pretty shitty!

by Ogwiener February 7, 2019

Frog Boggling

When you go full incest and fuck your brother.

Man we caught mahomes in the locker room really frog boggling his brother. Everybody puked, it was gnarly.

by Woody312 September 7, 2023