bongo'd

Of Bristish origin, possibly from the southwest. The drunkest you can ever be. Ever.

Fucking hell boys, I'm bongo'd!

by St. Ives 04 October 28, 2004

Bongolese

A fictional tribe invented by Richard Dawkins in his book "The God Delusion" to make fun of cultural relativism.

"If I am accused of murder, and prosecuting counsel sternly asks me whether it is true that I was in Chicago on the night of the crime, I cannot get away with a philosophical evasion: 'It depends what you mean by "true".' Nor with an anthropological, relativist plea: 'It is only in your Western scientific sense of "in" that I was in Chicago. The Bongolese have a completely different concept of "in", according to which you are only truly "in" a place if you are an anointed elder entitled to take snuff from the dried scrotum of a goat.'" (Dawkins, R. 2006 "The God Delusion", Bantam Press).

by Jim Alabim November 22, 2011

Rusty Lawnmower Bongo Drum

When feces accidentally sprays out of the anus during the course of performing a lawnmower and is addressed by tapping it back into the anus, much like beating on a bongo drum.

How'd that orgy go, Max?
Oh, not too well, Horace. I had to administer a rusty lawnmower bongo drum. You see, I got a little wild with my pull on the anal beads and had to bust out my Billie Jean drum beats to quell the flow of ass butter. Thank God my 4-4 timing was impeccable otherwise it may have been much worse.

by Shmizdow May 9, 2011

Blogno

One that eats bowls of meat, watches bad television obsessively, and never finishes a video-game.

Father: You failed that another test!? You're such a blogno!
Child: Nnnnooo0000OOOO000oo!!

by Osama Binladen December 14, 2003

bloggorhea

When the author of a web log (blog) does not proof read or revise his or her posts, resulting in nonsensical stream of consciousness, otherwise known as babbling.

At times his blog is interesting, if you filter out his bloggorhea.

by jonathan_thompson October 2, 2007

blogornalist

Portmanteau of blogger and journalist. Someone who attempts to portray the integrity of a legitimate journalist while hiding behind the veil of their blog.

Markos Moulitsas is the ultimate blogornalist.

by yycken October 26, 2008

blogophile

Someone addicted to blogging.

Me: "You look beat, what up dawg?"
You: "Man, I was up all night blogging on that news sight again. I think I'm addicted."
Me: "Dude, what are you some kind of blogophile or something?"

by blogophile Bob May 13, 2009