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Glenny Blog

An internet article concerning a person's personal life, offering repetitive complaints (usually referring to alleged 'small minded town' life) and mundane happenings.

Author (usually male) will often claim to be better than and/or dragged down by his surroundings, while throwing around the word 'belief' , name checking health foodstuffs and droning about unsatisfatory and mundane romances.

Despite the repetitive moanings that make up the Glenny Blog, readers will often find themselves extremely excited by news of publication,in a similar fashion that one might find themselves flicking through a tabloid magazine.
'Did you hear that he published a new GLENNY BLOG?'

'This Glenny Blog is so darn depressing. Amazing!'

'Send me the link to that Glenny Blog where he caught Lucy in the utility room kissing his best friend!'
by TreeThing December 9, 2008
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Blog Hag

Any 'older woman' who has a blog, and uses it mainly to hit on, flirt with, or come on to other bloggers.

The typical 'Blog Hag' is usually single, divorced, separated, or in an 'open relationship', but may also been 'married and looking', 'married and miserable', "not getting their needs met" in their current irl relationship, or may just be looking to get a self-esteem boost.

The 'Blog Hag' doesn't really care if their male or female target is single, or involved. They will go out of their way to pursue the target, no matter what, and will often say just about anything to their the target's attention.

The Blog Hag is similar to a stalker, but is pitied more because of how needy they are, and how sad their attempts are to get affection, love, and attention.
"I have no idea why that one blog hag keeps leaving comments to my blog entries. She keeps trying to flirt with me, and she knows I'm not interested."
by anonymous April 4, 2005
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flog and blog

To masturbate and then post a web log or "blog" on the internet about the experience.
I just flogged and blogged, look how many hits I have!
by Mertek September 16, 2003
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blog-hopping

An often used phrase when on the 'MSN Spaces'.

When you look at someone else's space, if they have choosen to add an updated space list you can 'hop' from one blog to another reading through peoples comments - most of which are not even worthy of being on the internet.

Some people like to make a game of it -seeing how many Spaces you can get too until there are no other links to another spaces. I have no idea why this is a form of entertainment, but meh, it keeps the plebs off the streets.
Pleb: ' Ooh fancy a game of blog-hopping?'

Anyone with a social life: 'No'.
by bloodflowers August 29, 2005
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Blog-Stalk

A. One who creeps on others blogs, and knows too much of the blog owner.
Might become obsessed with checking for new updates & pretend like they know them.
What a creep...i just checked my stats and that one girl totally blog-stalks me
by creepin October 25, 2010
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fraud blog

Someone who uses a social networking site for its benefits(e.g. scrabulous on facebook)
Person 1: I was playing scrabulous yesterday

Person 2: were you playing against a fraud blog?

Person 1: Yeah i was... they get so annoying because i can't even see their face
by nbj777 March 8, 2008
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horseland blog

a supercool website (horselandblog.com) which updates members of horseland.com on what moronic AND the occasional intelligent decisions the staff has made. also, it warns us of the newest noobs in town and explains to us extremely important topics such as freedom of speech. run by an awesometastical person who goes by the alias "julian".
1. horseland blog is the most hilarious thing i have seen all day.

2. thanks to horselandblog.com, i finally understand what it means to be a noob !
by zoasterrr February 28, 2009
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