Jizzard Blizzard

Jizzard Blizzard is a sex act in which 5 men and 1 woman gather in a meat freezer. Once in the freezer the men surround the woman and then proceed to masturbate into fans aimed at the woman, so that their jizz is blown onto the girl at once like a blizzard.

Person number 1

"Hey man I was feelin' adventurous so me and my buddies gave my woman a jizzard blizzard!"
Person number 2

"Thats ill, how was it?"
Person number 1
"It was a bit cold."

by Dragonsomen April 17, 2014

Blizzard Shitting

The act of having multiple men cum in the girl's asshole and then having the girl take a shit next to a high powered fan so that all the cum bursts out and gets carried away by the fan...resembling a blizzard

Dude the party last night was insane, i heard some girl was blizzard shitting all over the walls

by mdubscasa11 November 1, 2010

Brazilian Blizzard

When you stick a 2g cocaine rock in a Brazilian bitch's ass and let her fart it out on your face.

Fuck. I waste so much cocaine doing a Brazilian Blizzard, but it's totes mcgoats worth it.

by BatmanCrows January 19, 2012

oreo blizzard

five guys stand over a girl and shave their pubes so they fall on the girl's face and then the guys cum all over her face so it looks like an oreo blizzard.

Mikehey have you given anyone an oreo blizzard yet?
Millimeter Matt yeah me and my buddies got this asian real good.

by theonewhocries December 29, 2009

Blizzard stick

A blunt rolled with the funk

"Yo, lets light up that blizzard stick"

by the kline of felds April 2, 2010

The Portuguese Blizzard

When a guy and a small child looking man go into the bathroom of a KFC together. The tall man ingests 200 grams of cocaine and then has the small man rub his balls on his stomach. After 30 seconds of this, the tall man will proceed to ejaculate 200 grams of dry cocaine all over the KFC walls therefore creating the Portuguese Blizzard.

Yo dad follow me into the KFC bathroom so I can show you how to make The Portuguese Blizzard

by Shower_Shiter_Duo January 27, 2023

tennessee blizzard

A light snow with little to no accumulation that causes irrational panic and the near-total shutdown of municipal infrastructure (including closing schools). Tennessee Blizzards often result in grocery stores completely selling out of milk and bread, and can result in death, destruction, brush-fires, and binge-drinking.

The forecast is calling for 0.00027 inches of snow. We'd better get to the grocery store and buy 47 loaves of bread and 12 gallons of milk... it's going to be a Tennessee Blizzard.

by Teabagus Maximus February 8, 2020