Jizzard Blizzard

Jizzard Blizzard is a sex act in which 5 men and 1 woman gather in a meat freezer. Once in the freezer the men surround the woman and then proceed to masturbate into fans aimed at the woman, so that their jizz is blown onto the girl at once like a blizzard.

Person number 1

"Hey man I was feelin' adventurous so me and my buddies gave my woman a jizzard blizzard!"
Person number 2

"Thats ill, how was it?"
Person number 1
"It was a bit cold."

by Dragonsomen April 17, 2014

Blizzard Shitting

The act of having multiple men cum in the girl's asshole and then having the girl take a shit next to a high powered fan so that all the cum bursts out and gets carried away by the fan...resembling a blizzard

Dude the party last night was insane, i heard some girl was blizzard shitting all over the walls

by mdubscasa11 November 1, 2010

Brazilian Blizzard

When you stick a 2g cocaine rock in a Brazilian bitch's ass and let her fart it out on your face.

Fuck. I waste so much cocaine doing a Brazilian Blizzard, but it's totes mcgoats worth it.

by BatmanCrows January 19, 2012

oreo blizzard

five guys stand over a girl and shave their pubes so they fall on the girl's face and then the guys cum all over her face so it looks like an oreo blizzard.

Mikehey have you given anyone an oreo blizzard yet?
Millimeter Matt yeah me and my buddies got this asian real good.

by theonewhocries December 29, 2009

Sizzle blizzard

Outdoor naked hot-tubbing during a snow storm

We are totally going to sizzle blizzard over winter break.

by MNice90 May 3, 2019

Blizzard stick

A blunt rolled with the funk

"Yo, lets light up that blizzard stick"

by the kline of felds April 2, 2010

Sticky Blizzard

The end result of a person who just received a face full of one's ejaculation.

"Damn, that girl is sexy as f*ck! I would love to give her a 'sticky blizzard'!

by UnicornQuweef July 11, 2014