Bird

A government drone disguised as some weird animal with feathers and a beak that sit on power lines to charge.

Girl: Oh look there’s a cute little bird

Guy: Careful Sarah it’s watching every move we make and reporting it.

by Na$$0 April 25, 2019

Bird

A flying animal

I see a bird

by A+suck October 6, 2020

Bird

You should know what a bird is by now.

Joe: "I'm thinking of getting a pet bird."
Dan: "A bird? What's a bird?"
Joe: "...Are you serious?"
Dan: "Yeah?"
Joe: "..."
Dan: "...What?"

by PawhiskerParties! October 22, 2020

Bird

Often called “the word”

Lois, did you or did you not know that the bird is the word?

by what is Stinky stinky stikny March 22, 2022

Bird

THE MOST AMAZING FUCKING ANIMAL EVER

OMG IS THAT A FUCKING BIRD :OOOOO

by Im not a human June 20, 2018

Bird

They aren't real why do you think the sit on POWER lines

OMG ThE bIrDs ArEn'T rEaL

by Derekster06_is_my_Xbox April 26, 2019

bird

Secret government machines that are just fucking creepy.

YO WHY ARE THESE THINGS SO FUCKING CREEPY, JUST LOOK AT THOS "BIRDS"

by FuckinGovt June 9, 2019