Okay, Billie Joe is like.. married. Yes, I know. He IS hott, but he's fucking MARRIED, and has two CHILDREN. And if you're 0-20, you're probably not gonna get him. Anyways, he loves his wife so I don't think they're gonna split up. I really doubt it. I do think Green Day is a very good band, to tell the truth, though. But I'm just sick of people at my school and other places going "AHH! BILLIE JOE IS SO FUCKING MINE!" I hate that.. I hope people who do that, die. Sure, he is very good-looking. But.. he's too old. :|
And yes, Billie Joe is a VERY good singer and guitarist. All of y'all are just so ignorant about it.
And yes, Billie Joe is a VERY good singer and guitarist. All of y'all are just so ignorant about it.
Girl at the mall to another girl: Billie Joe is so hott! One day, he's going to notice me, and him and his wife are gonna break up, and get a divorce with her. Then, we'll get married.
Me: *walks up to girl* Erm, 'scuse me, but that is a lie. You're what? 15?
Girl: No, 14. And yes it IS gonna happen.
Me: No it won't. Sure, he's good looking, but you're definatly too young for him. Anyways, he loves his wife and two kids very much, so stfu.
Girl: Whatever.
Me: *walks up to girl* Erm, 'scuse me, but that is a lie. You're what? 15?
Girl: No, 14. And yes it IS gonna happen.
Me: No it won't. Sure, he's good looking, but you're definatly too young for him. Anyways, he loves his wife and two kids very much, so stfu.
Girl: Whatever.
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Mike Dirnt: 'Ok, lets get that guy from 'the Lookouts' to play drums + soon after change our name to Green Day after a day when u just smoke weed.'
Billie Joe: 'k'
M.D.: 'Fine, sorted'
B.J.: 'And we can appeal to real music fans until 2004 when we will write a few pointless songs about hating america, most of which lead back to me being an atheist'
M.D.: What?
Mike Dirnt: 'Ok, lets get that guy from 'the Lookouts' to play drums + soon after change our name to Green Day after a day when u just smoke weed.'
Billie Joe: 'k'
M.D.: 'Fine, sorted'
B.J.: 'And we can appeal to real music fans until 2004 when we will write a few pointless songs about hating america, most of which lead back to me being an atheist'
M.D.: What?
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