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scumbag billing

When a company charges your credit card, often repeatedly, and after you have set a limit on how much you intended to spend with them, or cancelled the service, based on fine print without notifications.
My boostrapped startup almost got pushed into insolvency because of AWS and Linkedin's scumbag billing policies.
by supersecretidentity December 12, 2020
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The Ballinger Blowie

An activity where you have to have two people with Type 6 Autism and they each have to be men. One blows the first one’s cock with nut in their mouth and the second blows the other one’s cock with shit in their mouth.
Me and my gay best friend did the ballinger blowie
by BigStar444 August 11, 2021
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The Ballinger Slaughter

An act where you chop your Type 6 Autistic sister’s boobs off and put them in a crockpot and blend the remains. Next, the sister dismembers the guy’s cock and microwaves it for one minute and puts sugar in the tip and have an elongated dinner with your sister while chewing the cock and the boobs
Me and Sophia did the ballinger slaughter.
by Slaughtering User August 11, 2021
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Kari bollinger

by NateyK April 19, 2022
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Callum billingham

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A non-player character (NPC) is any character in a game that is not controlled by a player. He has no human emotion and very limited human interaction. And never touched grass.
Is that Callum billingham the npc ?
by Ricky Berwick July 9, 2022
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Central Billing Theorem

In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where people still have to pay their bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.
Who cares if the universe is a simulation?! I still gotta pay my damn bills! Your ass never heard of the Central Billing Theorem?!
by epluribusnihilo August 16, 2024
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central billing theorem

In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where you still have to pay your bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.
Who cares if we live in a simulation!? I still gotta pay my damn bills! That's the central billing theorem, dumbass!
by epluribusnihilo August 17, 2024
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