A "farm-girl instead of farm-land" variation on da old "seemingly lusher turf on neighboring fields" saying.
While it may indeed often be true dat "The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's woman", dat does not necessarily have to be an unhappy situation for you, since in some cases you could just try secretly asking said chestier chick if you yourself could softly savor her more-ample chest-pillows with yer own paws. Just find out first if da gorgeous Miss Bosomy is still of child-bearing age, though, in which case you should always be sure to bring a few condoms wif you, in case things "progress further" than just misty-eyed chest-kneadings and other "hands and lips only" activities!
by QuacksO October 18, 2025
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Similar presentation to people with gambling addictions who say they don’t have an addiction, they just REALLY enjoy it and need to do it to stop themselves from going completely insane and can stop whenever they want.
Similar presentation to people with gambling addictions who say they don’t have an addiction, they just REALLY enjoy it and need to do it to stop themselves from going completely insane and can stop whenever they want.
My hobbies include skipthedishes, watching tv, and numerous other hobbies that all involve sitting and doing nothing and eating. Oh, by the way, in case you couldn’t tell, I’m a bigger girl.
by anonymous February 22, 2024
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Ryan: damn she’s fine but she has like no tits bro.
Matt: oh nah dude don’t be fooled I hear she’s a hoe that could be why she ain’t got got no tits.
Ryan: wdym bro
Matt: I mean you know what they say the smaller the tits the bigger the hoe
Matt: oh nah dude don’t be fooled I hear she’s a hoe that could be why she ain’t got got no tits.
Ryan: wdym bro
Matt: I mean you know what they say the smaller the tits the bigger the hoe
by Del0920 August 12, 2021
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AKA: Brandon
AKA: Brandon
by yurr_121312312 November 3, 2023
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by lovelybri March 8, 2025
Get the bigger than the program mug.A ugly ass fat bitch who thinks shes the shit but shes not self diagnosis and is a fat bitch who causes earthquakes when she walks and thought it would be a good idea to shave her head with her round ass looking self looking like an egg shes so ugly that mirrors brake when she's even near then she looks so horrific that when she gos near any kid they have a meltdown and the elders die of a heart attack.
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