beige the hero

A champion of racism by day, and lover of black men by night

Henry is a real beige the hero

by alllllllllah August 29, 2025

beige a vous

Buying the same color clothing over and over even when you do not mean to.

OMG. It's beige a vous, another green blouse!

by Text Turdly March 18, 2015

beige rage

An out of control Woodie. Looks for any hole possible.

Adam had an episode of beige rage and everyone had to plug their asses.

by The Fairy Wizard July 23, 2014

sad beige mom

A mom who only has beige stuff for "aesthetics."

She's such a sad beige mom.

by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le April 7, 2024

claire in a beige cage

A person of color who enjoys being topped by a white person.

oh yeah, she mostly dates white girls. she likes claire in a beige cage.

by SorryWatermelon July 8, 2021

Kisky is the new Beige

when someone/or something is getting really boring and you just have to say it.

Guy Uno: Look at her
Guy 2: Yeah, she's fine, Kisky is the new Beige

by Oslemen April 27, 2023

beige on beige

when a really ugly color combines with something equally as ugly to create something fucking beautiful in the worst sense

" That beige on beige carpet may be one of the most beautiful thing i've ever seen while still being a piece of shit i would never buy."

by beigemans August 6, 2017