Street prostitutes and hookers often use codes to describe sex acts to avoid legal problems.
A bagel with everything is going to cost you a bunch. The bagel means straight sex, the cream cheese means oral, and the hole in the bagel means anal sex with her John.
"Everything" means any other kind of pleasure you want beyond the straight, oral, and anal.
This term was coined by a hooker on the road between Detroit and Chigago, and approved by her Evil pimp. ʱʱ๛ forever.
A bagel with everything is going to cost you a bunch. The bagel means straight sex, the cream cheese means oral, and the hole in the bagel means anal sex with her John.
"Everything" means any other kind of pleasure you want beyond the straight, oral, and anal.
This term was coined by a hooker on the road between Detroit and Chigago, and approved by her Evil pimp. ʱʱ๛ forever.
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1. Preheat oven to 450 degrees F
2. When that temp is acheived place cookie tray of 9 bagel bites in for 10 minutes
3. Take out and let cool
4. Rub them on your face and dance
1. Preheat oven to 450 degrees F
2. When that temp is acheived place cookie tray of 9 bagel bites in for 10 minutes
3. Take out and let cool
4. Rub them on your face and dance
by Dikembe Mutumbo March 23, 2004
Get the Making Bagel Bites mug.A bagel one encounters on the ground with a turd placed on top of it. The bagel can be any flavor but needs to be complete and entire- portions of bagels do not count. The location of the bagel is generally the sidewalk, but a turd bagel could theoretically be found anywhere. The turd should be large enough to cover and crown the bagel hole, so it is usually a large dog or human turd.
"Holy shit! Watch out, you almost stepped on that turd bagel!"
Also- Al Franken is a total turd bagel.
Also- Al Franken is a total turd bagel.
by Bronx Betty April 3, 2013
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Mr. Rodgers asks Amelia Bedelia to get arms for his chair.
"Oh...oh god, Amelia," stammered Mr. Rodgers asks her backed up.
"Where did you get the arms for that chair--"
He stopped before finishing the sentence.
"N-no, dont answer that, I just need a brainstorm session to--"
Amelia Bedelia had gotten real human arms.
"Oh...oh god, Amelia," stammered Mr. Rodgers asks her backed up.
"Where did you get the arms for that chair--"
He stopped before finishing the sentence.
"N-no, dont answer that, I just need a brainstorm session to--"
Amelia Bedelia had gotten real human arms.
by ueue June 12, 2016
Get the Amelia Bedelia mug.When a gentleman decides he would rather have sex with a bread product than the fat chick he has been set up with, and thus swoops from a vine in order to gank the bagel that Fatty McNochance is about to eat, and proceeds to have his way with it.
See: bagel burn and dirty bagelin'
See: bagel burn and dirty bagelin'
Gary wasn't about to settle for chub, so he proceeded to execute the infamous "Orangutang Bagel Bang" with lightning speed and incredulous precision.
by Dylan April 13, 2005
Get the orangutang bagel bang mug.v. 1) sports term indicating that one player prevented an opponent from scoring any points; a zero, or "bagel" is thus scored.
2) a sexual euphemism.
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2) a sexual euphemism.
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Dude! I hear that spanish tennis pro totally bageled your sister last week. Actually, I bageled her once myself. To be honest she isn't much good.
by gnostic1 August 2, 2011
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