bats in the attic

Crazy, psycho, wacko, mental.....usually in reference to the female gender.

Mike always knew she had a few bats in the attic but never thought the crazy bitch would resort to stalking him at his job.

by BradAvery1 March 12, 2017

Ghost bat

When someone is assumed to jerking off at work

Maddog knows cody is ghost batting at the waterbore

by Jordotheoffo August 13, 2019

Nerf Bat

An upright yet bendable erection (neither rigid nor limp), similar in consistency to that of a Nerf baseball bat, which is functional yet less than ideal.

1: Damn, my daily ‘bate yesterday took twice as long as usual!

2: Why? Couldn’t catch wood?

1: Nope … I was sporting a Nerf bat.

by DangerZone11 September 14, 2009

baby-bat

A baby bat is a person who has discovered Goth, but is unfamiliar with the scene. They often listen to Goth music, and have distinctive 'Goth' tastes (an interest in the occult, macabre acadaemia, a love for the Victorian/Georgian societies) but haven't yet become acclimatised to being non-mainstream.

Baby bats are distinctive from emos in both personality and dress sense. Though the bats often use heavy make-up, they wear more tartan and netting/tulle than emos and are more stereotypically Goth. It takes a keen eye to distinguish some emos from baby bats, but there is one difference:

Baby bats grow up into Goths. Emos grow out of the fad, and into accountants.

a) "Check that emo!" "That's not an emo, that's a baby-bat." "How can you tell?" "She's got a Bauhaus patch. No emo listens to Bauhaus."

by BatDyke November 22, 2006

nut bat

a baseball bat used to hit someone in the nuts(scrotum)

Oh god she's got the nut bat

by assbag hernandez November 2, 2005

bat-muncher

derogatory term for an individual of Chinese descent

Some bat-muncher was coughing up a storm in my class today. We now all have coronavirus

by lil kid fucker March 13, 2020

bat in the cave

A reference term for when you have a booger in your nose that is clearly visibly from the outside.
This context is found in an episode of Sex and The City.

Hey buddy, you have a bat in the cave. Need a Kleenex?

by Scott November 2, 2004