bash the bologna

to masturbate

I'm going to go bash the bologna now.

by jack noff March 10, 2009

Bash this Fash

Please send pics of your penis to me.

Proud Boy: Come bash this fash if you dare.!

by kfde November 30, 2018

Bash Your Bacon

1) verb. To downplay, ignore, or insult one's opinion, methodology, or ideology, typically in jest.

2) noun. An individual who "bashes one's bacon." (Commonly referred to as a "Bacon Basher").

"I don't mean to bash your bacon, but..."

Sally: What do you want for dinner?
Jim: How about tacos?
Sally: Ooh.....I don't mean to bash your bacon, but I want burgers...

("Bash Your Bacon" is also often abbreviated as "byb")

by TIKtheTak123 December 9, 2016

bash crab

A really ugly bitch

She is a bash crab

by Bob Arnold June 22, 2003

bash bash

A person who is an over zealous, mindless, sensless, cunt faced, twat, ass lickin, shitter of a bastard, flosses shirts and vests, shits it of rides, carries peoples bags, licks ass, east shit, drinks piss and is an overall twat of a bitch fucker cunter.

Bash bash is a person who shits it off rides, carris ppl bags, nd is scared of his own shadow!!!

by evilbashkilla123 June 26, 2008

bash mail

when someone, usually a friend sends you an email criticizing you or your affiliates. This mail usually is of a degrading message sometimes to cause harmless teasing or sometimes of a serious note.

My hockey has lost 9 games in a row, and they are out of the playoffs and my buddy just sent me bash mail bugging me about it, the prick.

by Zeek77 December 9, 2008

Bash Bros.

Two Bros who play baseball together. They usually bat one after another and absolutely mash the baseball around the field. These two friends or "bros" are are always making up new handshakes and boosting team morale.

What everybody says: Wow! Look at those 8 and 9 batters.. They are totally Bash Bros.! And double wow! They are raking the ball all over the diamond. Their handshakes are pretty shweet.

by Jay and Jake the Bros August 7, 2011