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barnacle

The act of expressing so much affection in public that people believe you and your significant other are permanently attached. Most common among teen couples, but also found in mid-life couples pre and post recommitment ceremony.
... they are so barnacled that the go to the bathroom tgether ....
by Melwa December 6, 2006
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Barnacle

an unsightly tabernacle lacking architectural appeal, and in fact just as suitable to house pigs and horses as religious zealots
We said our vows and he kissed me in the barnacle.
by fup duck July 22, 2011
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Barnacle

Someone who "locks down" to a machine, vehicle, door, pipe, window etc., usually for political reasons. A barnacle attaches itself and is difficult to remove. This term is especially used by groups of professional activists.
"Who are the barnacles for this operation?"
"Let's go with John and Jane. They're eager, and have no priors."
"Great, I'll start prepping the lock boxes."
by 65hsml3t November 20, 2014
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Barnacle

A straight guy that hangs out with a gay guy in order to hook up with a straight girl
Straight guy: Hey man, do you have any straight girlfriends?
Gay guy:. Don't be such a barnacle!
by HeidiAnton July 28, 2015
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Barnacled

When you have multiple parking violations and get a Barnacle, a big 20-lb yellow device, strapped to your windshield so you can’t drive until it’s removed. Replaced the boot in 2016.
Shawn: “What is that massive yellow thing on your windshield, man?”
Lloyd: “Snap, I got Barnacled. Probably shouldn’t have let those parking violations add up.”
by @madflax November 29, 2016
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barnacle scrape

After anal sex the woman gives the man oral directly afterwards with no washing or wiping of the male organ before oral
Dude she gave me a barnacle scrape after we did anal !
by Ghost Fish May 31, 2016
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Barnacle

A crass word used as a profanity in everyday lingo. Also Anna obscure sea creature that latches on ships and boats.
Kyle: Did you hear what Matilda said?
Luke: Yes, it was a load of barnacles

Kyle: True that
by Booty is my specialty May 23, 2016
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