dick barf

When one blows a fat load on some bitches face and it resembles a river of spooge

"Drink my dick barf, and make sure you lick up those titty sprinkles.

by likes2spooge October 31, 2007

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Fart Barf

When packed in a car en route to post-collegiate spring break, your carmate's burps fill the car with an odor so pungent, that it smells as if a fart and barf had combined resulting in the perfect storm of stankiness.

Damn Eric, stop fart barfing, or im going to dive out of this moving car and run backwards naked through the desert.

by Teresa 4G March 12, 2008

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scarf-n-barf

1. The technique implemented in the Bulemic weight loss system. Eat shit tons of food, go to the bathroom and hork it all up.

2. Doing a task or job fast and sloppy.

1. Jesus, Sally needs to stop scarf-n-barfing, it's not helping her figure.

2a. Jeff, scarfing-n-barfing your homework is not acceptable, do it over.
2b. Tom, it's Friday. Scarf-n-barf that work of yours, it's time to go to the bar.

by Asswip'e October 13, 2007

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Penis barf

This can refer to the thick fluids hurled from a male penis (or slut monkey) at the end of sexual excitement; also commonly called semen, cum, throat yogurt, or sperm. Minor differences can occur such as the color and thickness.

Sorry lady, I was trying to aim my penis barf away from your hair.

by thadelus January 30, 2009

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