brown balloon knot

Brown Balloon Knot is a phrase used to describe the look of the anus.
Next time you have hold of a blown up balloon, take a look at the ring above where the knot is formed. It looks like an arse hole. The brownness obviously comes from the colour of shit.

I finally stuck it in my girlfriend's brown balloon knot last night.

by Stainos September 4, 2006

ballon + lumberjack

A method in a game called "clash royale". It's very gay and if anyone uses it they should reconsider living. If someone uses it just close the game and throw your phone against a wall.

Boy: Hey how did you knew I like boys?
Girl: You use ballon + lumberjack combo...
Boy: Yeah true, i am retarded 8 year old gay.

by anonymous June 16, 2021

Hot air balloon

When 5 or more PSI is blown into a pussy and the stomach bulges.

I hot air ballooned your mom last night.

by Helium sex January 8, 2020

Cleveland Hot Air Balloon

(n) The act of, upon going ass to mouth, unknowingly receiving an enormous shart(a homogeneous fart-shit hybrid) into one's mouth with such power that it forcibly expands the lungs, filling them with a foul, toxic, and intensely unpleasant concoction. This leaves the victim gasping for fresh air while simultaneously expelling the hot shart from their mouth onto the ass of the shart donor, making them look as though they do not know how to properly wipe their own ass.

Jimmy gave me such a bad Cleveland Hot Air Balloon the other day that I ralphed it back into his asshole and called the police.

by UpperdeckerLeaver April 14, 2009

piss balloon

What uncut men can do if they wake up with a piss boner and pinch the end of their foreskin closed when pissing. The foreskin expands and becomes a piss balloon.

Best done in the shower, or over someone you either really hate or who finds watersports fun, as releasing the skin causes a real explosion of piss.

I had the usual morning piss boner, so I made a piss balloon on the way to the shower.

by rugbyman September 21, 2005

awkward balloon

an awkward ballon is much like the awkward turtle in that it is used during times of awkward silence, awkward conversation, etc. To perform the awkward balloon one must hold their arm out at a 90 degree angle from their body with the hand in the shape of a fist. While slowly release your fist you must look slowly from your fist up to the sky as if to say, "bye, bye balloon."

"Wow, you sure are an awkward balloon"
"Bye, bye awkward balloon!"

by Lora Fitzgerald April 27, 2009

balloon land

getting fucked up off of nitrous

he just went to balloon land

by erin August 3, 2004