ballitician

An extremely good basketball player mixed with the swagger of a politician and the smarts of a mathematician.

-Kobe Bryant is a ballitician for saying to the media he can beat Lebron James one on one

If you score all your teams point in one game and you dont break a sweat even though the temperature is 105 outside then your're a ballitician.

A ballitician never backs down from a game or challenge.

by The Encyclopediayc October 8, 2010

balistic therapy

being shot so as to improve one's attitude.

John is being a jerk. He could use some balistic therapy.

by Kaleb H December 29, 2007

Ballistic

a song from FNF that everybody vibes to.

ballistic got me like:

by yeah im a boi April 19, 2021

bad boy ballistic

mad and cool.
Taken from the bombay bad boy (a cool pot noodle)
ballistic meaning angry or wild

put them together and there you have it,
bad boy ballistic = mad and cool :)

woah you look bad boy ballistic :)

by bad boy ballistic May 17, 2009

Ballistic

To be drunk out of your mind, being so drunk you don't even know that you're drunk and making an ass out of yourself, raging on your friends, picking fights and being a total jackass.

"I drank a bottle of tequila last night, became ballistic and punched my best friend. Not my proudest moment..."

- I heard Steve went ballistic last night?
- Yeah, that crazy moron drank a keg and was completely out of control.

by Swedish Jesus October 24, 2012

ballticklers

to have facial hair on your chin long enough to tickle a mans balls.

jasons ballticklers tickled billys balls.

by Tommyboy757 September 22, 2010

Ballistic fucking ape shit

When someone litterally, ballistically produces shit that of an ape.

"When I brought my report home, in which I had flunked all my subjects, my parents went Ballistic Fucking Ape Shit on me!"

by Tjoppie August 28, 2015