Dank Breath

That odor you smell coming from someone's breath after they've been smoking too much dank.

Johnny came home last night with Dank Breath. I could smell it all around the damn house.

by Some high guy. May 11, 2014

I can't breath

"I can't breath" is what Biden will try to say when Kamala Harris sits on his face and eventually makes him pass out with her farts.

(Sleepy) Joe Biden: *Snoring*

Kamala Harris: *Comes in bedroom and sits in his face*

Joe Biden: I can't breath!

Kamala Harris: *fart*

Joe Biden: *gets a boner before he passes out*

by Skyrim550 April 13, 2022

teacher breath

1. A personal awareness that ones breath does not smell good, either having imbibed tea, alcohol, mints, but usually coffee.
2. Smelly, coffee breath, as experiened by school pupils when their teachers speak to them within sniffing distance just after morning break.

Check out girl: Seventeen pounds and thirty three p, please.

Shopper: Here you go, love. (stoops too low as handing over cash). Sorry about my teacher breath.

Check out girl: No worries (but thinking: Urgh. This stront mings of coffee.

by chris firth September 23, 2006

pigs breath

smelly breath that is beyond the work of mints, breath fresheners etc.

bobby: ive got pigs breath
Alderson: so have I
bobby: have you got anything to cure it
Alderson: sorry its incurable

by bobby alderson April 18, 2008

cunt breath

breath that smells of cunt

chris ate beth's pussy for breakfast and had cunt breath for the day.

by clothes off May 30, 2006

morning breath

Known by many names, morning breath describes the horrible taste and smell your mouth has in the morning when you wake up, even if you've brushed your teeth and all the night before.

It's especially bad when coupled with a hangover.

Morning breath is the bane of all those who fall asleep together and wake up wanting to kiss (but hopefully don't for both of their sakes!).

At the very least pull a dental denial before kissing anyone in the morning!

She was disgusted when her boyfriend gave her a kiss as soon as he woke up and promptly told him that morning breath can kill small woodland creatures.

by malathia February 10, 2006

turd breath

A particularly noxious form of bad breath. The offender's breath smells like he or she has just chewed a mouthful of turds.

Every time that teacher at tech. school tries to help me with my computer, I can smell her turd breath.

by Randy February 27, 2005