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BP rich

The act of receiving a large amount of cash from BP. Recipients usually were not at all affected financially by the spill but hit the BP lotto when BP was distributing cash loosely to keep peoples minds off the catastrophe they created.
"Check out Jim's new 30k ride!", Craig exclaims. "Doesn't Jim just work part time at Burger King?" queried David. "Not anymore he quit his job once he got BP rich and just rides around all day" says Craig.
by TonyBaloneyfromBP March 5, 2011
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BP Disaster

Create Texas pipeline. Place in rectum and pop inside ass, creating mass destruction and plentiful orgasms
Person 1: Baby I love the feel of your shit in my ass. The thought of pooping your poop makes me so damn horny!

Person 2: I'm glad we finally found something we both share equally. And next time I want to felch you after I give you the BP Disaster.
by LordBroseidon September 26, 2012
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bp time

BP Time means "black people" time. It means: arriving somewhere late. AKA, how our pastor explains some us of getting to church 30 minutes after it starts. Usually only used by black people to black people.
*Someone walks in an hour late anywhere

On-time person: Wow, their clock must have been set to BP time.
by Mikel.Page March 3, 2019
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BP champ

A Beer Pong Champion. "BPC" Undefeated in Beer Pong, or someone with many wins. Also could be someone with the initials BP who is very good at Pong.
"bra you are a BP CHAMP!"
"I know man."
"Undefeated."
by B.Parks Production September 14, 2007
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BP Blond

A blond girl that dyes her hair black.
At my high school reunion, I didn't recognize my ex-girlfriend because she's now a BP Blond.
by Krisrey June 18, 2010
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BP Bra

Noun.

A bra made of crude oil inside sea shells. Perfectly padded, and with great support, but is a hassle to remove.
Luke: Nice bra. It brings out your breasts!

Aleksandra: Oh yeah, its a BP Bra, its so hard to get off though!

Luke: Damn. Can I try? I'm not Obama or a BP expert, but i'll try. =)
by WHBS-TV Most Hours June 6, 2010
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Pullin' a BP

The act of stalling time unnecessarily as seen by BP during the gulf oil disaster of 2010 when they would take 3 weeks to screw on a cap all the while, they could of done it the same day if they wanted to.
Josh - "Damn bro, when am I going to get laid by my girlfriend for the first time? We've been going out for 5 months and no action yet"

Greg - "Maybe if you stop Pullin' a BP and make the first move, you'll get some"
by S00nerfan July 16, 2010
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