Dad Bod

David Harbour.

Person one: "Hey, man. David Harbour has a rocking bod."

Person two: "He has that dad bod."

Person one: "I want to shove that bod up my ass."

Person 2: "...what?!"

by DadBodExpert December 12, 2017

Dad bods

A gaggle of elder cis-het white men who are sub brats to a queer presenting liberal white woman and delight in public humiliation (specifically trivia)

Look at those dad bods, relishing in being called cunts

by Hefe the Great January 11, 2023

Fad-bod

A fad bod isn’t the same as a dad bod, it’s basically a dad bod but girls don’t actually like it, a fad bod is basically when someone thinks they have a dad bod but they’re actually just fat.

You know you have a fad-bod when it looks like a dad bod but more of a glutton manner

Logan: “all the ladies love my dad bod”

Me: “nah it ain’t a dad bod, u got a fad bod, no one likes you”

by Weeb.exe1 March 12, 2022

Vod Bod

The form of one’s body derived from the consumption of vodka, or any other type of hard liquor. Generally, the body shape will generate a more fit, kind of body dissimilar from a beer belly.

Dave: Damn, Jeff has been drinking a ton of vodka lately, but he doesn’t look fat
Fred: Yeah I know, he has a crazy vod bod.

by Andrea Bell June 22, 2019

College Bod

When you realize your grades matter, so you give up on your physical appearance.

Chic 1: doesn't he look hot?
Chic 2: no, he's fat
Chic 1: he's got the college bod. he's also gotta be smart.

by OrigionalGMF September 9, 2015

mon bod

the body of a female who spends money on useless things, asks people for rides, and does useless things in general

- josh: "damn that girl has such a mon bod"

- chris: "shit son, she's probably useless"

by fuckface420 August 2, 2015

Boner-bod

When a guy/girl has such low body fat that there's veins all over their body, resulting in their limbs resembling a full on boner

Guy 1: "Bro did you see that guy? He was shredded cunt!"

Guy 2: "Yeah brah, he looked like he had a boner for arms!"

Boner-bod

by thewildeone August 11, 2016