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newb blaster

One of the most powerful guns in counter-strike. It's real name is Para.
"Man, I killed 4 guys with my newb blaster."
by DesPERRYado October 10, 2005
mugGet the newb blastermug.

Ass Blaster

A guy who blows his load into a girls ass.
Peter North was a real Ass Blaster in his latest porno.
by ChewyAnimal July 3, 2009
mugGet the Ass Blastermug.

bead blaster

The act of removing ones anus beads like they are starting a lawn mower
Leo pulled on Her anal beads so hard she mowed half the lawn. That was a real bead blaster
by #itiswhatitis October 26, 2013
mugGet the bead blastermug.

Jail Blaster

After you humble a man (break his back and fuck him in the ass). You finish (reach orgasm) on his face. All while in prison.
The other day Tony was running his mouth. I had to hold him down and give him a jail blaster, so he knew was in charge
by Z.Arnold October 25, 2023
mugGet the Jail Blastermug.

jizz blaster

basically another word for a cumshooter - a male who expels abnormally large volumes of sperm from his penis during ejaculation.
by de-pube June 11, 2023
mugGet the jizz blastermug.

Dookie Blaster

Damn bro! Her dookie blaster is crazy.
by EtakeYOURchick March 29, 2022
mugGet the Dookie Blastermug.

Pond blaster

Person 1: Im gonna fucking hit you with the Pond blaster

Person 2: no! I don't know what that means. yet.

Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection.

Person 2: I don't think thats what it means I think it's Cumming in the sink. I don't know bout you
by gamer yoda November 19, 2019
mugGet the Pond blastermug.

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