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brobst before hobst

an alternative to the common phrase, "bros before hoes," used to show male comraderie. derived from a famous male leader known as "zak brobst" who constantly reminded his friends that women were not as important as friends, ever.
me: sorry guys, i cant play poker tonight. wife wants me to stay in.

brobst: duuuuude. cmon, im not getting off this phone until you commit to playing poker. brobst before hobst, man, brobst before hobst.
by kurticus May 23, 2006
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brobag

Noun- A girl that is considered to be one of the "guys", and sleeps with them.
Derived from the American slang “Hoebag” and the frat usage of “Bro”.
Guy 1: “Hey is Kelsey coming over tonight she hasn’t chilled with us in a while.”
Guy 2: “Yeah she is coming, but I think she wants to have sex then chill.”
Guy 1: “Wow, she is such a brobag”
by amazinraisin November 27, 2007
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Broblé

Deriving from Michael Bublé. It is a bro who is extremly savy with the ladies yet is dedicated to hockey or any other sport.
Girl#1: Come back to my place tonight you stud

Guy#1:Call Me Irresponsible, but the games on tonight

Girl#1: Fine then, have fun jerking off

Guy#2: Smooth moves Broblé
by Hawk diesel October 18, 2009
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Brobal Warming

A group of bros in a steam room.
Brobal Warming is becoming an epidemic throughout the bro community.
by Michael Townsend September 15, 2009
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Brobligations

One's obligations to his bro. Tied directly into loyalty and the unwritten rules concerning bro conduct.
Joe gravely failed to follow his brobligations when he simultaneously stole his friend's girl and acted as though nothing had happened.
by Sir Thaddeus March 11, 2010
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Broberload

when you have way to many bros, and not enough babes.
"where did all the babes go? this is a total Broberload."
by flowsiden35 March 15, 2010
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brobuser

A person who abuses either bro privileges (e.g. drinking your drank, grubbing your munchies, toking your stash, etc), the use of the word bro, or, oftentimes, both.
"Hey brah," Edward Scissorhands said in between sips of The Hulk's beer, "you should load another bow-- oh hey, bro me some of that pizza, bro bro."

"Hulk smash! After munch time."

brobuser
by Arty Z June 9, 2011
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