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spicy alarm clock

when you are woken up by a hand job
My Monday morning improved significantly when Susan woke me up with a spicy alarm clock.
by crimlaw September 22, 2016
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Azariah

Azariah is a pretty girl that everybody wants , she can't choose between her friends it will hurt her heart. She's short and has style she makes people laugh she's very smart and she is a little freak . She can be a little stubborn at time but always make time for her friend's!
Azariah wanna get something to eat ?

Sure !
by Azariahh May 18, 2018
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alarmist

Someone who is always jumping to conclusions or thinking the worst. The person is generally scared of something bad happening to them.
When the economy started dropping all the alarmists in the world starting spending dump loads of money to try and fix it.
by dick_the_3rd April 29, 2009
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Azarias

Is a real ass nigga, fuck what that other definition talkin bout , he’s also sweet asf and a very nice person
Man that Azarias fine asf
by Azarias February 12, 2019
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fire alarming

Misuse of a safety mechanism, like a fire alarm, danger hotlines or report buttons on a website, to censor speech without regard to the intent of the safety mechanism.

A type of rulebombing.

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Fire alarming is a problem, because it:

(a) disrespects actual instances of dangerous events the mechanism is designed to prevent, and
(b) causes people who have to monitor uses of that safety mechanism to show skepticism to future uses of that safety mechanism, since the number of serious instances are diluted.
I posted a video critical of this girl's ideology on YouTube, but now all of her supporters are fire alarming me.
by PaleBlueYacht May 12, 2013
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Chinese Fire Alarm

When person 1 is woken up by person 2 yelling fire and squatting over them with person 2's bare ass. Person 1 immediately wakes up, lifting their head and especially nose into Person 2's ass crack. If done properly Person 1's nose will come out brown.
Person 2: FIRE FIRE
Person 1:*lifts head up*
Person 2: hahaha ooooh
Person 1: really dude? your fucking gross.
Person 2: You're the one who just nose dove into my ass crack
Person 1: Ohh the chinese fire alarm. A classic
by shmaters gee April 13, 2009
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car alarm

A device which insecure people waste money on because they are afraid their sacred, shiny cars will be stolen. Since about 99.9% of car alarms are false alarms, however, the owners eventually forget why they got the alarm in the first place, and get used to their cars crying wolf after a few occurrences.

Occasionally this will encourage angry neighbors to do whatever they can to put themselves and these useless devices out of their misery. This may include vandalizing the offending cars until they can disarm the screeching, honking, blaring whiners. Therefore, car alarms actually lead to more damage than good, and are one of the most foolish inventions in the history of mankind.
For the fiftieth time in two weeks, the car alarm went off triggered by a bird who perched itself on the trunk, which caused a neighbor to get a baton and whack the offending automobile until he was able to get to the alarm and break it in two. Five minutes later, as the commercial break arrived during the action thriller movie, the car owner came out. Suddenly he realized that the alarm he had originally came to stop was no longer blaring away. He then saw the damage to his precious luxury and fainted.
by Boxcar Bob February 24, 2008
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