A sex position in which the lady is standing above the man with her legs open while the man thrusts upwards. The man then keep thrusting upwards until he ejaculates all over the place. Afterwords they both must hive five and say, "For Allah."
Guy 1: "Me and the missus were feeling very cultured last night"
Guy 2: "Why's that?"
Guy 1: "We did the Afghan Oil Pump"
Guy 2: "Ah, A man of culture"
Guy 2: "Why's that?"
Guy 1: "We did the Afghan Oil Pump"
Guy 2: "Ah, A man of culture"
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Tracking of I.S.L.F on go in Brazil base .255.
Code: 74368GA
Signal: 440-4k
TJD: Sargent T. Arent
Commander Renege Personal Message: Will's if this gets out to the Soviets then know what to do
Location: Russia, ***,**,*****
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Tracking of I.S.L.F on go in Brazil base .255.
Code: 74368GA
Signal: 440-4k
TJD: Sargent T. Arent
Commander Renege Personal Message: Will's if this gets out to the Soviets then know what to do
Location: Russia, ***,**,*****
Sargent Will's Personal Message: I understand and i will do everything in my power to not let this get out
2/23/12
6/14/16
8/29/20
12/24/21 Code Reader
Sargent Afghanistan Personal Message Code Reader:735546708653
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Code Reader Tag: 673,378,923
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Code Reader Tag: 673,378,923
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When some senile old white dude takes a shit on a bunch of dead soldiers while telling an ethnic girl he’s going to pull out but only does half way then makes her get an abortion.
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On top of the neon pink and chartreuse afghan given me by Aunt Chardonnay on the occasion of my graduation from Lower Podunk Middle School, he fucked me all night long.
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2. A native or inhabitant of Afghanistan.
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