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awake dead

It is that strange thing when you are awake but can't move at all for the first few minutes after you wake up.
This morning I was awake dead and I was scared.
by Uniquelionheart December 22, 2010
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Dumb Broad Awareness Day

December 22nd- A day where dumb broad pick up a book and learn something for once. So they can stop being so fuckin dumb.
Hey Luke did you know it’s Dumb Broad Awareness Day?

Oh no! We better go give Emily a book so she can fucking learn!
by smart broad December 21, 2020
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Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening

While sleeping on a futon, next to the bed of your buddy's girlfriend, spew hot garbage from your anus into an oscillating fan. As she awakes from her slumber to the suffocating stench, play possum and keep the giggles to yourself.
After a long day of my buddy's girlfriend badgering, I decided to fall asleep on his futon. This is when I decided to punish her and unleash Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening. She was up for hours.
by The Gerber Gobbler February 26, 2010
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Meta-awareness

Two theoretical constructs:

1) Experiential suggests consciousness/meta awareness dissociations-the notation that individuals can have an experience (experiential consiousness) without being explicitly aware of their interpretation of the experience (meta awareness).
2) The discovery misattribution-notation that individuals can confuse the experience with the discovering meta-awareness of the prior experience with the discovery memory itself.
In other cases the change may involve regaining meta-awareness of that meaning of the experience with the discovery that, through deliberate or non-deliberate manipulation of the monitoring system, has not been reflected on for some time.

Leading to the individual to a profound sense of discovery that will persuade the individuals, rightly or wrongly, that they are accessing the memory for the first time. As a consequence of a variety of encoding factors, range from the very straight forward (e.g. age, lack of discussion, stress) the more esoteric (e.g. dissociation, nocturnal cognitive processing). Particularly when they are disjunctive with other experiences, may continue to elude retrospective meta-awareness, thereby making them difficult to retrieve deliberately. Instead they may await unique contextual cues that overlap with the original experience. Also demonstrated in sleep laboratory’s. When this process occurs it triggers an individual to regain or gain new insights about one’s self. Not to be confused with false memory. Participation studies using DES low/high scored test to interprit false memory or actual tramatic memory by Mean Interference score. PTSD, and suppressed memory’s are located by these study’s and motivation of an person to have a sense of meta-awareness. ;) Think I've got You buddy!
by Wlfdg*8Mybr@inw/<3NCo. January 19, 2010
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Sexual Awakening

The first time in a person's life that they experience a euphoric feeling and desire to be physically intimate with someone.
Timmy: Before I laid eyes on Kelly Kapowski, I thought girls were icky and had cooties.
Johnny: Ahh, so she was the harbinger of your sexual awakening!
Timmy: ...Still is.
by AngelJesusGonzalesSmith April 27, 2019
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Italian awakening

The act of wacking your dick off someones forehead in order to wake them up from a deep sleep.
Yo, that fucking asshole has been passed out for three days, someone give that fucking shit for brains the Italian awakening!
by bt February 20, 2003
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Kinetic Awareness

The ability or skill to know the position of your body in a moment in time and space. Usually a byproduct of Yoga or Martial Arts Practice. Used to hone skills in in sexual prowess to a degree that is inconceivable.
Bro 1: What Happened with you and that girl last night?
Bro 2: I so took her back to my place.

Bro 1: You live with your parents; your full of shit!
Bro 2: Yeah I didn't say have to say anything because I have PERFECT kinetic awareness on my body, including my cock! She was so dazed she didn't know what the fuck happened; exact for the fact that she had been fucked.

Bro 2: Your fucked up weird.
Bro 1: Yes... Yes I am and your jealous as shit!
by White MAMBA! November 16, 2011
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