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Autograph HER iPad, I'd Like To

Double entendre, stemming from HotForWords' offer of a chance to win an autographed iPad by joining a site she linked to from her lesson on "Double Entendre" ("I'd like to double HER entendre" - The Todd, SCRUBS)
You won an iPad that HotForWords autographed? Oooh ... (Yoda say) Autograph HER iPad, I'd Like To ... Yehhhhhhhhhhhs!
by Uncle J MythMan January 16, 2011
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He's autoexec
by David Reid May 29, 2003
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Autoerotic Asphyxiation

When someone hangs themself while masterbating to remind them of last time their dad put a rope around their neck and raped them.
If you die from Autoerotic Asphyxiation you will surely go to hell.
by Max from that town in MN May 19, 2008
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autoerotic asphyxiation

When one accidently commits suicide by depriving oxygen to the brain while masturbating. See deathjerk
1. "Know how many people die each year from autoerotic asphyxiation?"
2. "No"
1. "1000!"
by The Ù December 9, 2002
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autoerotic asphyxiation

poor fella came and went at the same time

(autoerotic asphyxiation)
by Dubiks February 9, 2019
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autoexec

"Dude, don't fuck with your autoexec.bat!"
by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003
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Autoerotic Stranger

When you use two belts, or tourniquets of some type to produce strangulation and cut off circulation of blood flow to your dominant arm for masturbation. This produces the feeling of auto erotic asphyxiation combined with the feeling of another individual performing a hand job on you.
Jared had a hard day at work and was feeling lonely, and decided it was time for an autoerotic stranger to relieve some tension.
by Poops yet February 27, 2021
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