asschoke

a cruel, not needed nickname that makes no sense how it became a name, and sounds stupid to begin with. no person should ever call another an asschoke, but if it happens, remember that it means you are being compared to Ian Jackson. that is all.

"wow you're such an asschoke"
*gasp* "well looks like im being compared to Ian Jackson. koul beans."

by asschoke4life September 7, 2011

Asshat

The process of shoving your head up an ass, all the way, and wearing it for whatever reason you wish.. to block the sun, or fashion exetera.

Asshat

"I had my first ever Asshat yesterday, what an experience!"

by Stinky Nan June 3, 2017

Asshat hacker

Gets paid nothing to hack people unsuccessfully, using other peoples exploits and methods. AKA script kiddie, skiddie, nobhead, twat, penis. See also, whitehat hacker, blackhat hacker.

That script kiddie isn't blackhat hacker, he's an asshat hacker.

by Doringo September 21, 2005

asshead

1. When you've been in bed too long, you get bedhead. When you've had your head up your ass for too long, you get asshead.

Even after I tried to have that asshead committed to the mental ward, he thought we could still work it out.

by MaryMargaret July 6, 2008

asshat

Someone who is a douche, but 1000 times more annoying. Thus, their head is so far up their ass that it is a hat.
i.e. Michael English.

Michael English is an asshat.

by zoe2001 June 3, 2009

asshat

The inability to process mental reasoning or common sense. Thus wearing your ass as a -10 Intelligence hat.

See also Forseer, Imalilteepot

Shouldn't a Hunter or Rogue be able to pull one at a time? He is such an asshat!

by Bueller aka asshat March 22, 2007

asshat

One who frequently engages in douchebaggery

*Man riding unicycle in middle of traffic*
Get outta the road you asshat!!

by GVILLEJESS April 29, 2008